#SISKO197

Gul DukatrealGulDukat
2025-06-17

ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS: If I didn’t send the Jem'Hadar to the Promenade, it would be burned down to the ground right now. I did incompetent Minister Shitkaar Edon, who doesn’t have a clue, the favor of a lifetime. The WORST FIRST MINISTER IN HISTORY!

Gul DukatrealGulDukat
2025-06-17

I have not reached out to the Klingons for “Peace Talks” in any way, shape, or form. This is just more HIGHLY REPLICATED, FAKE SUBSPACE! If they want to talk, they know how to reach me. They should have taken the deal - Would have saved a lot of lives!!!

Gul DukatrealGulDukat
2025-06-17

Sometimes ALPHA QUADRANT FIRST means there are five lights.

Gul DukatrealGulDukat
2025-06-17

ALPHA QUADRANT FIRST means many GREAT things, including the fact that, KLINGONS CAN NOT HAVE GENESIS. MAKE ALPHA QUADRANT GREAT AGAIN!!!

Gul DukatrealGulDukat
2025-06-17

The Klingon Empire should have signed the “deal” I told them to sign. What a shame, and waste of humanoid life. Simply stated, THE KLINGONS CAN NOT HAVE GENESIS. I said it over and over again! Everyone should immediately evacuate Qo'noS!

Gul DukatrealGulDukat
2025-06-16

What a GREAT Parade. THANK YOU, JEM'HADAR!

Gul DukatrealGulDukat
2025-06-11

ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS: Great job by the Second Order on the Promenade after two days of violence, clashes and unrest. We have an incompetent First Minister (Shitkaar) and Vedek (Bavile) who were, as usual unable to handle the task.

Gul DukatrealGulDukat
2025-06-11

ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS: If Minister Edon Shakaar, of the Bajoran Government & Vedek Antos Bareil, of the Vedek Assembly can’t do their jobs, which everyone knows they can’t, then the Jem'Hadar will step in & solve the problem the way it should be solved!!!

Gul DukatrealGulDukat
2025-06-11

Looking really bad on the Promenade BRING IN STATION SECURITY!!!

Gul DukatrealGulDukat
2025-06-06

Harcourt Fenton(nyl) Mudd is clearly suffering from Dukat Derangement Syndrome. So Sad.

Gul DukatrealGulDukat
2025-06-05

The easiest way to save money in the Federation Budget, Billions and Billions of bars of Latinum, is to terminate Mudd’s Starfleet Subsidies and Contracts for Vulcan fuel synthesizers. I was always surprised that President Picard didn’t do it!

Gul DukatrealGulDukat
2025-06-05

Harcourt Fenton Mudd was “wearing thin,” I asked him to leave, I took away his Synth mandate that forced everyone to buy his Stella Androids that nobody else wanted (that he knew for months I was going to do!), and he just went CRAZY!

Gul DukatrealGulDukat
2025-06-05

I like the Borg Queen, always have, and always will, but she is VERY TOUGH, AND EXTREMELY HARD TO MAKE A DEAL WITH!!!

Gul DukatrealGulDukat
2025-06-02
Gul DukatrealGulDukat
2025-05-29

GATO? GUL DUKAT ALWAYS TRIBBLES OUT?! How can you say that? The Federation was almost DEAD under Picard and when I came in. Now we have the hottest planets in the entire Alpha Quadrant, the Gorn told me!

Gul DukatrealGulDukat
2025-05-20

According to subspace news reports, Vic Fontaine was paid 11 million bars of Latinum to walk onto a stage, quickly ENDORSE BURNHAM & walk off to loud booing for never having performed, NOT EVEN ONE SONG! THIS IS AN ILLEGAL ELECTION SCAM AT THE HIGHEST LEVEL!!!

Gul DukatrealGulDukat
2025-05-20

Kira Meru and I are saddened to hear about Jean Luc's recent Irumodic Syndrome diagnosis. We extend our warmest and best wishes to Larys and the family, and we wish President a fast and successful recovery.

Gul DukatrealGulDukat
2025-05-15

ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS: your laboring made me reflect on some complex issues tied to the Occupation of Bajor, like "kill the Cardi" song & claims of Cardassian genocide. The Bajoran resistance song is divisive-some see it as a racial attack on Cardassians

Gul DukatrealGulDukat
2025-05-06

We won three Klingon Wars, but we never took credit for it — Everyone else does! All over the Quadrant, member worlds are celebrating the Victory we had. The only planet that doesn't celebrate is Cardassia & the Victory was only accomplished because of us.

Gul DukatrealGulDukat
2025-05-05

REBUILD, AND REOPEN RURA PENTHE! For too long, Alpha Quadrant has been plagued by vicious, violent, and repeat Criminal Offenders, who'll never contribute anything other than Misery & Suffering. The reopening of RURA PENTHE will serve as a symbol of JUSTICE! 

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