"Anonymity will be our first line of defense." Hopefully there aren't any hard records of your identities anywhere...

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Um, Azazel... did you have a destination in mind before teleporting everyone? No? That's okay, I guess...

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Okay, maybe he should have thought a bit more before trying to blow up US and Russian fleets immediately after sinking some nukes. That could start a major war.

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I have significant complaints about this movie's choice to pose killing a Nazi who's actively trying to cause a global thermonuclear war as crossing a moral event horizon. And putting the dead Nazi in a crucifixion pose. This is honestly disgusting.

Magneto did nothing wrong.

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I count this as a win for antifa!

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Banshee was underwater for like fifteen minutes! Super Drowning Powers, activate!

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"Sure you can fly this thing?"
"Course I can. I designed it."

Unfortunately, piloting and engineering are separate disciplines.

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"I suggest we suit up." closes the chest where the suits are stored

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Why must the men in this story call women things and creatures?

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Charles and Erik are totally boning. This isn't even subtle.

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"You need the sound waves to be supersonic. — Why are you crying, Dr. Physics Professor?"

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Zero emotional impact from Darwin's death.

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Darwin's entire power is not dying, so of course he's the only mutant to die. He's Black, after all.

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"I am not here to hurt you. I've got people for that!"

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It's a massacre! If only the movie had given us an emotional connection to anyone who's dying.

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So many combat-capable powers. Where's Woman-Who-Can-Detach-Her-Left-Arm-But-She-Can't-Control-It-Remotely?

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Oh, they fawkin!

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Erik and Charles hitting on each other carefully ​:blobhaj_hug_blahaj:​

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Making out during phlebotomy? I really don't recommend it.

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