#dicks
I get to make an "Eat a bag of Dick's" joke because I'm channeling my inner teenager.
#Trump Accepts Corrupt $400M Jet #Bribe, #RFKJr. Swims in #Sewage Contaminated Water
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGv79GFS4Vg
#AmazonDriver #Defecates on Porch, #Dicks Acquires #Footlocker for $2B
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hsd2ghY5jH0
Miss Eggy on #Airplane #Food
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZUNqevMJ78
#ColinJost and #MichaelChe Swap #Jokes for #Season50Finale
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1uC5tBGlNg
Not having a good day of work. People can be #dicks. Off to sit under an olive tree and shout at passing strangers (there must be 3 per day round here)
"We've been chatting for a while. How about a date? I'm free tonight."
"I can't. I have a hair appointment. Some other time?"
[Later.]
"Are you free tonight for a date?"
"I'd like that, but I have to help my friend move."
[Later.]
"How about that date? Tonight."
"Oh, bad timing. I'm getting my dick glazed."
" :catthinking: "
[Later.]
"So... that date?"
"I can't. I'm working tonight."
"Aha! I knew it. I did not say that the date was *tonight*. Furthermore, remember when you said you were getting your dick glazed. Well, dick glazers do not work at night. I knew you were stringing me along."
"Fuck. I was hesitant, but now I want to make it up to you. How about tomorrow?"
"I can't. I'm having my vagina resurfaced."
#translation s pfffft #google ' world .. wt f does pvtin have? #bodies ? #death #pollution #hate #religion $$$$$ etc. #dicks #penis ()s.. etc.
#drunks #DUI s . . #influence in #alcohol #booze #abuse etc.
#hybridwar * ok ~ #geek #influencer s #gamer #gamers #blogger #vlogger * # $ #crime s . #genocide s ? #automation * as they say in Haiti #pwoblem * even in what #videogame you put time and #money into
