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Men's Track: "Direct Wired LAN Connection" Prevents False Start, But "Connection Lost" Just Before Finish

Leaving Work on Time is 'Lack of Heat': Government Designates Humans as Renewable Energy, Karoshi Becomes 'Honorable Complete Combustion'

Cool Japan's Latest 'Showa Hospitality Kit' Mistaken for 'Ultimate ZEN' Overseas and Sells Like Crazy

First 'Naked Smartphone' User Arrested: Man Taken into Custody for Refusing Government-Approved 'Deco Case'

Bigwig Politician Performs 'Unreleased Crimes' at Self-Deprecating Live Show; Front-Row Prosecutors Give Standing Ovation

Lost Property Office's Suitcase Orchestra Debut

Staff find a noisy new use for unclaimed luggage. It's stress relief!

Brain 'Homestay' for AI Overheats: Tenant AIs Start Unauthorized 'Memory Decluttering'

Air Guitar Champion Rushed to Hospital with "Air Compound Fracture"; Doctors Perform 5-Hour Pantomime Surgery

AI Goes to Military Service, Youth Obligated to Watch

AI conscription: Citizens forced to watch battles 24/7 via app.

Grandfather's Life Support Stops Unless He Goes Viral: Nursing Home Introduces "Flaming Power Generation"

Not Poverty, But 'Ultimate Cutting Phase': Fitness Diagnosis Rebranding Financial Hardship as Positive Booms

Umbrellas Certified as Bio-Suits Amid Record Rain

Open umbrellas 24/7 rule causes train chaos.

"Gross National Clumsiness" Adopted as Leading Economic Indicator; Noodle Factory Stock Soars on Investor Fat-Finger Errors

Beef Bowl Chain Implements "4-Business-Day Order Review" to Combat Resale; Corporate Motto Changed from "Fast & Cheap" to "Hard & Strict"

HR Introduces 'Life Expectancy Advance Bonus'

Latest Security System 'Gaming Entrance' Achieves Record Results as Fishing Light Attracting Scammers

Edible Metal Straws for Iron Supplementation Now on Sale

Government Officially Approves Otoshidama as 'Pension Laundering': Grandchildren's Mobile Game Spending Now 'Tax-Free Public Works'

New iPhone Abolishes Charging Port, Introduces 'Official Spice Ejection Nozzle' — Device Locks If Non-Certified Salt Is Used

Veteran Actor's 'Retirement Prank' Backfires Spectacularly — AI's Tears Outperform the Real Deal, Public Now Considering the Switch

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