I can't help picturing the scene in the Sistine Chapel as one of the #VizComic double-page spread parody of 1970s infographic cutaway drawing style things with which kids' papers were crammed with back then. Cardinals sitting around playing cards, doing jigsaw puzzles, having a fag, getting a manicure, rehearsing amateur dramatics productions of The Pirates of Penzance... arguing about the washing-up rota... bitching about each others' hairstyles or body weight... hmmm, perhaps it would work better as a reality TV format.