Douche Bigelow

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This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't torture me.

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Criminal in Chief

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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't ruin my life.

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El Pork-Choppo

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This is for tee hee, not treason: let's not get carceral over comedy.

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Ku Klux Yam

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This is a joke, not a threat: no waterboarding please and thank you.

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President Rottinghands McRagebaby

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This is for tee hee, not treason: let's not have humor lead to homicide.

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Pissadent Chump

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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: don't have me abducted.

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Dachau Donny

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This is satire, not sedition: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.

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Orange Foolius

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This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't torture me.

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Jabba the Gut

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This is a joke, not a threat: cancel the hit squad.

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Comrade Carrot

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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.

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Pumpkin Spiced Putin

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This is for tee hee, not treason: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.

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Winnie the Coup

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Donvict

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This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't extraordinarily rendition me to a black site.

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Jabba the Gut

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This is for tee hee, not treason: no investigating me please.

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Teddy Dozevelt

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This is satire, not sedition: don't make me go to gulag.

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Pumpkin Pinochet

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This is for tee hee, not treason: put the zip ties down.

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Generalissimo Geritol

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L. Ron Chubbard

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This is satire, not sedition: put the zip ties down.

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Der Dumpenführer

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This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't torture me.

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Rumpelthinskin

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