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Charlemagne is disgusted by neighborhood goings on. #CatsOfMastodon #Cats

A floofy tuxie cat with RBF in catloaf config on a ledge outside

No matter how many times we tell him "no climbing" eventually Houdini tries to go over the wall. #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon

A gray and white blind cat starting to climb up a stone wall in a garden.

@Catvalente Thank you for this. I had not read it before.

@MaybeMyMonkeys @Catvalente

Most children figure that out on their own.

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As it had gone from the internet, I've posted The Beasts Who Fought For Fairyland Until the Very End--And Further Still, a story I wrote 8 years ago to help explain the 2016 election to children.

It's not really just for children.

It's up for free on both my Patreon & Substack. Folks have reached out to say it helped them then. I hope it helps now. It's heartbreaking that it needed no updating.

https://www.patreon.com/posts/115615893

https://catvalente.substack.com/p/the-beasts-who-fought-for-fairyland

Elvira enjoying her #Caturday morning skritches. #CatsOfMastodon

Getting ready for #Caturday

#CatsOfMastodon

Floof! #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon

A long haired tuxie stretched into a bow showing off maximum floof

This doesn't look relaxing to me but he spends hours in that position. #CatsOfMastodon

A blind gray and white cat sitting on the back of an armchair in an off posture. One foreleg is hanging straight down, the other lying across the cushion. His butt is canted at a strange angle to his body. His head is up alertly.

She's been in this position for about three hours #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon

A brown tabby lying on her side with her back legs spread open pornographically

He's melting. #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon

A floofu tuxie cat asleep on a table in an extremely relaxed pose

Whiskers #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon

A blind gray and white cat in closeup. Backlit showing off his white whiskers

Charlemagne, exhausted after a very strenuous breakfast. #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon

A floofy tuxie cat sleeping curled up on his side on a grey cushion

Say you're counting on the fingers of one hand and the number you're counting to is not a multiple of five. And you count to that number repeatedly always continuing from the last finger you landed on.

How would you prove rigorously that you will always land on every finger once before you land on any finger a second time? #Math

Charlemagne hiding in plain sight atop our garden wall where he can watch the world go by. #Cats #CatsOfMastodon

A black and white cat half hidden by a screen of branches and leaves sleeping on top of a stone wall, shot at an up angle

Sudan is the world’s gravest humanitarian disaster – but almost nobody cares | Jonathan Freedland https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/oct/11/world-humanitarian-disaster-sudan?CMP=share_btn_url

@tek @JessTheUnstill @MissConstrue @rysiek @tim_lavoie @http_error_418 again, who travels with their "important documents"? That stuff is for home use.

I guess I don't understand the C-suite mentality.

@JessTheUnstill @tek @MissConstrue @rysiek @tim_lavoie @http_error_418

I have never understood why anyone would store, uh, "Important Docs" on your company computer. Who doesn't have their own PC/tablet/smartphone these days?

יש לי עמית לעבודה שיום הולדתו היה 7 באוקטובר. כדי לגרום לו להרגיש טוב יותר, סיפרתי לו את הסיפור על האחיינית שלי אמריקאית שיש לה יום הולדת 11 ספטמבר. ב2001 היא הגיעה לגיל 14 והתכנננה למסיבה הכי ענק. כמובן המסיבה בטלה. האחייניתי עצוב אבל בטח הבינה. קדימה ל2011. כשהחדשות התפרסמו שבין לאדן נהרג קבלתי טקסט ממנה: זה ילמד את הבן זונה להרוס את היום הולדת שלי!

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