So the yellow stains finally came off the bathtub after months of trying to remove them. Quickly, easily, one rub with the cloth after the usual 2min leave on spray applied. On the one hand, wtf. On the other hand: yay! My bathtub is white again!

Medical problems and disease don't care about your feelings.

Got into a chat with someone who turned out to be anti vax and anti gp check up and i swear some people are so fucking thick. One of his arguments:
'But what about people who're worried about it finding something bad?'
'It catches it when it's small and treatable, not when it's a huge lump.'

Making an effort to ebay as i occasionally do. As ever i'm reminded why i need to do it in bits every few days like i used to because chunks take ages.

Danced out into the street last night at klub nos lowen.
A) fuck you car that got grumpy at the holdup. It's saturday night, this street is normally full of drunks.
B) everyone having to sing the refrain to stay in time is faintly hallucinogenic. 5-step kabm pemp needs rhythm.

Twelfth night @klub_nos_lowen . Started with a feast, segued into usual sweaty sweaty dancing. Neal got crowned king of the bean, but managed to get to the end of the night without being sacrificed, which we feel is very selfish of him.

The pea and bean have been found, king and queen are being crowned. We're sacrificing them later.

Right, most of the xmas decor is down. The pine wreath is still green and quite pretty so staying on the wall until it dries out. Still got holly in the rose plant because it's still green. Gonks being moved around.

And this morning the Shed is a time capsule, containing the Sheds of winters past, like Russian dolls, for eternity.

The thing about houseplant addiction is that there's nearly always a pot of soil from a dead one in a corner that you can use to top up / repot the healthy ones.

Look at this little guy! I made him for a work secret Santa, given before Christmas, but not remembered to post him until now!

I felted him with a pipe cleaner armature, and little pebbles in his butt, to make his tail pose-able and keep him upright. I couldn’t resist making him a little Santa hat and a flower crown/necklace as well, so he can be dressed appropriately for different seasons.
#MastoArt #needlefelting #cats #blackcat #handmade

I respect the people taking a dip but if the windsurfers are out it's a sign that it's officially nutter weather. Happy New Year.

Eating a stack of eggy bread and fried tomatoes in pyjamas, as Nuggan intended. I have coffee but am seriously eyeing the advocaat.

Uses for the tardis: going and asking british isles / celt-saxon lot what it is they had against arm movements during dancing.

Great analogy for carbon offsetting / greenwashing: 'Ice Cream Debt'.
Eating a salad after eating a tub of ice cream isn't going to make you lose weight. Only reducing your ice cream intake will do that.

@SANEAlex @dwcon @shivers it requires so much skill and planning.

Truly the early 00s/90s have returned. There's a teen wearing trousers with random chinese dragon embroidered on it. Bitch i still have a wraparound clubbing skirt with that on.

you know you've seen too much shakespeare when you're mostly eyerolling at the hair and makeup instead of concentrating on the delivery of the actual text.

(brought to you by the Helen Mirren BBC As You Like It) ... yeah I'm on Oliver's side, Orlando's being particularly whiny.

In post office queue. At what point do we get tea and food parcels?

@dwcon @shivers @SANEAlex and finding out the underside is willow pattern. We fear him and his needles.