Cala Storylord

Hello!

I'm Cala, a nonbinary trans fem (femmeby, if you will,) indie game dev.

Working on making Welcome to Eden that will hopefully release sometime in 2024.

My pronouns are They/She.

Cala Storylord boosted:
2024-07-23

I don't know who first said "Walk into a room like you are a punishment sent by God," but I think about it a lot before stepping into a certain kind of meeting.

2024-06-03

Happy pride month y'all.

Cala Storylord boosted:
hikari 🌟 (falling into the sky)hikari@noyu.me
2023-11-03

Is your partner a numeric programmer? Know the signs! Check their texts:

  • BDSM β€” basis-vectors, doubles, singles and (transformation) matrices
  • DILDO β€” double in, long double out
  • FUCK β€” fixed-point unsigned clustering of k-means
  • SLUT β€” signed/single-precision look-up table
  • SEXTOY β€” sign extension OY (Finnish optimising compiler vendor)
Cala Storylord boosted:
Eniko (moved ➑ gamedev.place)eniko@peoplemaking.games
2023-10-27

my games are on sale for the @itchio halloween sale! get em here: eniko.itch.io/

all sales at this point are basically funneled straight into #KitsuneTails development so by buying my other games you're directly supporting kitsune tails too

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𝐿𝒢𝓃𝒢 :verifiedtrans:LadyDragonfly@universeodon.com
2023-10-26

- The Speaker of the House is a J6 conspirator.
- The Senate GOP Leader is a J6 conspirator.
- The wife of one of nine sitting Supreme Justices is a J6 conspirator.
- The chairwoman of the RNC is a J6 conspirator.
- The presumed GOP presidential nominee is the leader of the J6 coup conspiracy.

The coup is still happening.

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Heather Buchelhbuchel@hachyderm.io
2023-10-26

Here is my (slightly less unhinged than I expected) musings on the current state of designing for the web.

Generally, I think we lost something when we stopped calling people web designers and forced people to pick a side.

heather-buchel.com/blog/2023/1

Cala Storylord boosted:
2023-10-24

Recently had a reality-check. β€œI’m doing stuff right with eating and supplements but I feel like shit.”

Sleep. I forgot you can’t just dose yourself past good, long 8hr of sleep.

2023-10-23

Just got my covid booster. Expecting tomorrow to be hell, as it always has been the day after a booster.

Cala Storylord boosted:
2023-10-20
Cartoon locust. Reads; Interesting quote from "A Bug's Life..." You let one ant stand up to us, and they all might stand up! Those puhny little ants outnumber us a hundred to one. And if we ever let them figure that out...there goes our way of life! It's not about food. It's about keeping those ants in line!
2023-10-13

I need to sign some NDAs, but I have *questions* about the actual process and what goes where.

Who do y'all think I should direct questions to / what resources should I seek out?

Compared to previous NDAs I've signed, these next ones seem a bit more elaborate, so I have concerns.

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David August βŒπŸ‘‘davidaugust@mastodon.online
2023-10-08
Screenshot of 2 tweet tweet thread beginning with a tweet by THR The Hollywood Reporter @THR:  Warner Bros. Discovery Says Ongoing Strikes Will Mean $300M- $500M Hit to  2023 Earnings   [redacted Twitter account avatar and name replies:]  Choosing to lose over $500m when the workers were just asking for $47m tells you everything you need to know. This is about power not $$$
2023-10-04

@eniko No gifs, no video is annoying, definitely, but doesn't impact me that much (esp since Mastodon exists if I *need* to have something posted).

Timeline freaking out is something I've only really experienced on Twitter.

I also have seen and experienced plenty of interactions in replies, so at least in my experience I haven't seen an issue. At least, my experience across all platforms is about the same.

2023-10-04

@eniko I voted for 'use mastodon and twitter', but mastodon is the platform I'm on the least.

I'm mostly on blue sky.

I check twitter a lot for news, as most of the journalists I follow on other platforms still default to twitter first.

I have mastodon open as an afterthought, but when I check, there is rarely anything 'new' here, comparatively.

That said, I mostly use mastodon to see your and George Takei's content since I know y'all're on here mostly.

2023-10-03

@glassbottommeg I barrely believe what I'm reading. Woodn't it be easy to just roll yourself over? Someone could tip you back up, so you're standing up at the stand up.

Cala Storylord boosted:
2023-09-11

i gotta be honest, being Terminally Onlineβ„’ really fucked me up reading this in my suburb's FB group

A Facebook post in East Perth Local that says:
"I'm looking for a kitten to come join me and my partner. Does anyone know a good breeder?"
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Eniko (moved ➑ gamedev.place)eniko@peoplemaking.games
2023-09-07

You ever think about how if governments actually cared about their country's overall economic output that they would've made housing, food, healthcare, education, and transit free long ago? Because the statistical worth of a human life is 7.5 million and providing those things would probably cost somewhere south of 1.5 million, probably much less with economies of scale and no profit motive, which means that governments would be earning 6 million per person per lifetime. For the US that would be 2.1 quadrillion dollars per lifetime for the population, or 27.5 trillion dollars per year, which is more than its current gdp

But wait! There's more! You'd get economies of scale, and my number is based on current market costs. You could probably get that number down by an order of magnitude, but let's be conservative and say it's only 5. That means gdp could be 6 times higher than it currently is under a system that provided all needs

Shame nobody in power gives a shit about actually optimizing economic output

Cala Storylord boosted:
Revy πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ :verified:catgirlfingies@mstdn.social
2023-08-24

Boost if you think trans people are neat πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

2023-08-12

Hey, y'all. I recently finished a game jam, so I've got another game made.

This was quite fun compared to some of my other projects, and it was really nice to work with motivated people that also wanted to see the project through to completion.

So, may I present to you Midnight Musings:

cala-storylord.itch.io/midnigh

It's a narrative walking simulator.

Maybe check it out?

#gamedev #gamejam #itchio #gamedevelopment

Thumbnail image that says Midnight Musings. The title is white on a dark, shadowy background. Barely visible is a park sign, just below large text that says Midnight Musings. Also visible is a pole that adds light to the picture, barely revealing the sign.
2023-08-12

@eniko That is hilarious, Eniko.

2023-08-11

@Xibanya I have no evidence to support this, but I hypothesize that it has to do with the medium used to view the content.

I keep things muted by default on anything viewed on my computer but on my phone the sound is always on.

It takes a bit for me to want to turn the sound on for non-phone social media, so vocal things don't do well for me. I'm always up to see and share pretty things though.

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