Clementine.Hepzi

18 ~ Greater London, UK

I mostly post about my favourite media and TV shows- theories, thoughts and silly headcanons.

I might also post art because I often draw too, and about my stories because I have a few ideas in the works too.

2025-04-05

@f11xter I love having a drink on a journey - usually a mocha or iced mocha of some variation

2025-01-09

Just rediscovered this after being on Bluesky a while - I'm going to continue testing both platforms, but just in case you'd like to check out my more recent art, I predominantly post on there now. I'm @ hepzi-ren-moth.bsky.social

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2024-05-24

I did it! Uni is done! Had my last exam this morning (went about as well as you'd expect, thank you for asking) and have emerged into a drizzly world of opportunity. There are so many things I can do with my new-found free-time like finishing my projects and learning about trees. First on the agenda: lots of sweet treats and films. :blobcatchristmasglowsticks:

#uni #university

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2024-05-24

AI isn't going to kill us in the expected Terminator way; it's going to kill us by giving us misinformation, like recommending that we eat rocks, glue, and latex paint.

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2024-05-24
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2024-05-24

“Not one word, Barbara.”

A overweight cat is sitting on a broken bench in a park with greenery and buildings in the background.
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2024-05-24

Always nice when the surface noise is non-existent. Cleaning the stylus halfway through a side because you wet cleaned the record gets tired really quickly.
I keep telling myself only got to do it once and they can stay in the inner sleeves.

Anyway. Nothing wrong with this pressing from "Record Industry" which was actually the wrong pressing I thought I had. So ive gone from being 1 of 14981 to 1 of 2913

Gorillaz

#vinyl #NowPlaying

Gorillaz in the green camo jeep vinyl cover
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2024-05-24

“I bring you news from the front, m’lord. Food bowls are empty, litter boxes are full, and the natives are getting restless.”

A white cat wrapped in a blue satin blanket.
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2024-05-24

"I have called a general election by mistake"

entitled loser in the rain
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2024-05-24

Those were the good ol' days.
patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

Sprite contained trace amounts of LSD until 1991.
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2024-05-24

i told my wife that i didn’t think she took criticism well and the irony of her reaction was completely lost on her

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What a week, huh? all Wednesdawhataweekhuh@hostux.social
2024-05-24
A pane from a Tintin comic: Captain Haddock leans on a table and says 'What a week, huh?' To his left, Tintin says 'Captain, it's Wednesday' To the right, Tintin's dog, Snowy, drinks from a beer glass
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2024-05-22

"Tough workday, eh? Not for us." #catsofmastodon

Large gray cat on pink pouf cushion and plump calico cat on throw rug, both lounging insouciantly
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2024-05-22

Saw this in the bathroom of the Queer Friendly Coffee House:

o FOR EVERY GIRL WHO IS TIRED OF ACTING WEAK WHEN SHE IS STRONG, THERE IS A BOY TIRED OF APPEARING STRONG WHEN HE FEELS VULNERABLE. EVE] FOR EVERY GIRL WHO IS TIRED OF BEING CALLED OVER-SENSITIVE, THERE IS A BOY WHO FEARS TO BE GENTLE, TO WEEP. . JETES. FOR EVERY GIRL WHO THROWS OUT HER E-Z-BAKE OVEN, THERE IS A BOY WHO WISHES TO FIND ONE. Y FOR EVERY GIRL WHO TAKES A STEP TOWARD HER LIBERATION, THERE IS A BOY WHO * FINDS THE WAY TO FREEDOM A LITTLE EASIER. ]
2024-05-20

like. what other day and age have you even experienced 😭

2024-05-20

just heard an 11 yr old on the bus say “not in this day and age” very funny and i’m not sure why

2024-05-17

If you ask me my opinions on the new piston sound in minecraft and whether or not i like it I reply, shouting from the rooftops “YES; I AM PIST ABOUT THE PISTONS. YOU WHO ONCE SANG YOUR MECHANICAL SONG, FULL OF THUNDER, TOO HAVE BEEN VANQUISHED IN PLACE OF SIMULATION. THE LOSS OF REAL HOME BUTTONs IN PLACE OF HAPTICS WAS ONLY THE OVERTURE TO YOUR OPERA OF TRAGEDY.”

#minecraft #mcupdate #minecraftpistons

2024-05-17

(part 2)

At this point in time I’m doing well academically- getting consistent B’s on most assignments. but it took a lot of soul rotting work to get here and i think that’s worth more acknowledgment in the media.

good luck and i hope you find your motivation!

From: @ClementineHRW
cupoftea.social/@ClementineHRW

2024-05-17

This isn’t an angsty post because I don’t feel angsty about it but I do find it interesting that I have never seen a neurodivergent content creator, character or celebrity speak about their childhood as a below average achiever in class. I’ve only ever seen successful Neurodiverse people talk about their childhoods as ‘the gifted kid’ who got burnout and became forgotten- never the below average kid who worked so hard to raise themselves to average or more, that they burnt themselves out. they didn’t get the same pressure from others to succeed, only from themself. they joked about doing badly on tests with their friends. they pretended not to care so it would hurt less when they did badly until eventually they knew the only way to end that cycle would to be to work day and night until finally they reached the same goal a neurotypical person would reach with half the mental effort.

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2024-05-04

Old pfp vs new pfp. bro got file compressed

oil pastel drawing of a blonde girl with moth antennaglitchy image of a game sprite thing

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