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Problem Solving Ninja, Entrepreneur, Mac fanboy, phone nerd, tech geek, but otherwise hard to get along with.

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2025-05-27
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John Deterstargetdrone
2025-05-26

@catsalad It's come true:

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Graham FlusterGrahamFluster
2025-05-26

Puffin was taking a bath, got distracted by a noise, then forgot what whe was doing. She sat like this for about 15 seconds!


A brown tabby cat with white paws and chest sits with her back leg up and a confused look on her face.
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schrotthaufenschrotthaufen
2025-05-26
Tweet by @patdennis:

Sick of people calling everything in crypto a Ponzi scheme. Some crypto projects are pump and dump schemes, while others are pyramid schemes. Others are just standard issue fraud. Others are just middlemen skimming of the top.
Stop glossing over the diversity in the industry.
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2025-05-26
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@davidgerard [taps the sign]

A sign titled SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT Hourly Rates

Minimum: $150/hr
If you watch: $200/hr
If you help: $300/hr
If you worked on it first: $400/hr
If AI was involved: $1000/hr
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2025-05-21

Signal Messenger is warning that Recall, the AI tool rolling out in Windows 11 that will screenshot, index, and store everything a user does every three seconds, poses a risk to its users. Effective immediately, the Windows Desktop version will by default block the ability of Windows to screenshot the app. Of course, Microsoft provides no API to disable Recall from screenshotting specific apps, so Signal is getting creative. They are invoking a digital rights management API that blocks the screenshotting of copyrighted material.

signal.org/blog/signal-doesnt-

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Natasha Jay (she/her) 🇪🇺Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt
2025-05-21

The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.

A crashed Cybertruck, upside down by the road
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Qué Será Será MDhannu_ikonen@zeroes.ca
2025-05-20

AI is not actually telling you anything of substance & meaning, its just regurgitating probabilistic combinations of words but sounding confident in doing so.

No abstraction, no meaning.

Oh & its stealing our water & heating the planet to do so by scraping the internet for such words at intense costs for cooling machines.

But do fucking go on.

psypost.org/scholars-ai-isnt-h

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2025-05-19
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The Oatmealoatmeal
2025-05-19

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A woman sits in bed on her phone reading a brightly lip screen. She says “it says here that screen addicted couples are less likely to notice change in their partners” be beside her. Her husband is a rotting skeleton and who has apparently  died a long time ago.
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2025-05-19

It's 2025, and Microsoft has invented...nano.

In all seriousness, having a CLI editor by default would be super handy. But I've been installing Helix everywhere, and it's been lovely.

devblogs.microsoft.com/command

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2025-05-17

A fire that started around 12:45PM ET at #Jacksonville International Airport parking garage today, Friday, May 16, forced #airport operations to shut down & delayed flights.

A #Tesla explosion was the ignition point.

#Musk #DumpsterFire

usatoday.com/story/news/nation

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2025-05-17

"Linux distros don't care about your CPU's TPM. All are welcome:" 3 reasons Windows 11 is the best advertisement Linux ever had xda-developers.com/windows-11-

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Inspirational Skeletor💀skeletor@mas.to
2025-05-16
You can forgive some people without welcoming them back into your life. Apology accepted, access denied.
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2025-05-16

@mttaggart here I scribed your zinger in the true form

Goose chasing a man meme

First panel: someone off screen says people want something that works better than search, goose asks why search doesn't work

Second panel: goose chasing man asking why doesn't search work microsoft
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2025-05-14
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2025-05-10

“Tell Alice I just want to talk!”
“She doesn’t want to see you, Carl.”

A black and white cat is inside a house, looking out of a window at an orange tabby cat with a collar, which is standing on its hind legs and appearing to angrily shout through the glass.
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2025-05-10

I vote for Xfce Mint because it's what I use, but every time I've reviewed Fedora I've found nothing to dislike about it: 7 Reasons Fedora Might Be a Better Windows Replacement Than Linux Mint howtogeek.com/why-fedora-might

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