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Dave :koeln: :verialt:Dave@social.cologne

2025-07-12

@SleepyCatten
Meew

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@Sebastian #dysfunktionaledemokratie

Foto einer Kaffemaschine. Über der Kaffeemaschine hängt ein Verbotsschild mit der Aufschrift "Verboden Koffie te zetten met Knackworstwater", auf der Kaffemaschine steht eine Dose Knackworst.

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#Google #Gmail verändert die Inhalte von empfangenen Emails. 😵‍💫

https://www.t-online.de/digital/aktuelles/id_100811852/gmail-fantasiert-googles-mail-programm-verfaelscht-fremde-inhalte.html

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I use Debian on my pc, and have a partition for windows (for DaVinci and some 360 editing software). I dont connect windows to internet.

Any easy way to update to windows 11 without connecting to the internet.

Please don't answer telling me how windows is shitty etc or how easy it should be to not use DaVinci.

I am grateful for answer that stick to the point or the spirit of the question.

@1
Beep boop

@katzazi
Gute Reise

@49016
The other computer seems kinda confused

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computer to computer communication

> Hello, Im the UPS Virtual Assistant. I see you tracked a package. Let me know how I can help.

pakidge? :3 :3 :3 :3

> Perhaps you meant...
> - Where is my package?

PAKIDG!!!!!!!!

> I didn't quite catch that. Try one of these topics or rephrase your [...]

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Beepy

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boost to test federation

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I lost my old account (@me@elizabeth.cat) while trying to update the database

so I guess this is my account now! we'll see if I'm able to restore the old one

boosts appreciated so people's can find me back

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@jilotta@mastodon.ml @lea windows 12 will be powered by electron

@leyrer
Zustellversuche. Der Unternehmenszweck sind Zustellversuche.

Weiß nicht, ist vielleicht noch in der Beta?

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heya! i'm rexo. time for a re-#introduction.

you might know me as @rexo@is.horse. i've decided to move to my own instance so yeah :3

a bit about me:
- i like #trains/#publictransport, #sushi, #bears and #cats
- i write questionable code sometimes
- i'm a #wikimedian and @upryzing@ap.upryzing.app dev
- i maintain @clerotri@lea.pet

i would be very grateful to anyone sharing this to help me federate with everyone. in any case, thanks for stopping by and have a great day! :3

@alice
Goodnight Alice

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A phallus-shaped iceberg hovered off the coast of Dildo, Newfoundland in Conception Bay before collapsing.

🤷😂

https://www.livescience.com/planet-earth/giant-phallus-shaped-iceberg-floating-in-conception-bay-surprises-residents-of-dildo-canada

A blue phallus-shaped iceberg off the coast of Dildo, in Conception Bay.

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Solange sich Menschen darüber aufregen, müssen Regenbogenflaggen wehen.

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Linux tip:

Many linux distributions ship redundant langauge files, which you dont need! For instance, to delete all the uneccesary French language files, you can just run:

rm -fr /*

and free up some extra space!

(do not do this /serious)

- posted by Chloe

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Trying to find a nonbinary equivalent to incubus/succubus for D&D, I looked up the etymology.

Both prefixes are from Latin: "suc-" meaning "under," "in-" meaning "over," and the Latin root "cubare" meaning "to lie down."

Following that, I'd propose a nonbinary fiend of similar type would be a concubus, as "con-" is a Latin root meaning "beside."

Because you shouldn't have to conform to the gender binary to be a soul-stealing, umm... actually nvm.

:blobcat_thisisfine: :QueerCat_Enby:

#DnD #DnD5e #ADnD #Folklore #Mythology #Etymology #English #Latin #LGBTQIA2S #LGBTQIA #LGBT #Transgender #Nonbinary #Enby

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