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Dystopian Encyclopaedia of Future Past, entry: 21st Century Disinformation in the USA
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"Early in the 21st century, the USA, a large country with a proud democratic tradition and a booming economy, undertook a bold experiment: to replace all journalism and the nationwide school programme with disordered, chaotic, infuriating artifacts of gibberish and codswallop.

The result was unsurprising -- a pathological, grandiose liar was elected President of the United States of America.

He later rode in a garbage truck."

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#harriswalz2024 #election2024 #trumpenstein #nevertrump #dumpsterfire #garbageman

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GRAIVE-2024-10-28-1200_AYFKM_US-DUMPSTERFIRE
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US intelligence agencies warn anyone who will listen that the threat actor known as DOMESTIC DUMPSTERFIRE is likely to try to subvert
the current presidential election. In their Joint Intelligence Bulletin, the DHS and the FBI say they can't believe that shit
got this crazy either.

Threat actor DOMESTIC DUMPSTERFIRE has risen to prominence in recent years but has its roots in... well, that's a long story, innit?

DOMESTIC DUMPSTERIFRE is associated with threat actors GRAVY SEALS, MEAL TEAM SIX, BORNAGAIN EVENDUMBER, IGNORANT YOKEL, SOUTHERN CRACKER and of course GRANDIOSE LIAR.

DOMESTIC DUMPSTERFIRE is believed to have some connexion to notorious Slavic shitdisturbers ROTTENBUGGERS PETROLSTATION.

The Joint Intelligence Bulletin closed with the reminder for all Americans to "vote while you still can!"
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#DOMESTIC_DUMPSTERFIRE #ROTTENBUGGERS_PETROLSTATION #GRAVYSEALS #MEALTEAMSIX #BORNAGAIN_EVENDUMBER #IGNORANT_YOKEL #GRANDIOSE_LIAR #threatintel #GRAIVE #AYFKM @screaminggoat

<article><dt>GRAIVE-2024-07_0409_AYFKM_CRDSTRK</dt>
<dd>Delta Airlines has announced that it will sue the pants off of CRDSTRK for the July 2024 debacle with CRDSTRK's "security software".
The debacle crashed 8.5 million MSFT WINDOWS systems, which is typically not something that MSFT allows anyone but MSFT to do.
The resulting outage is considered to be the worst I.T. outage in the history of colossal I.T. incompetence. As such, it is indeed a notable achievement.
The chaos caused by CRDSTRK affected airlines, hospitals, manufacturing, businesses, and governments. Although of course it was hard to tell that governments were more unresponsive than usual during the calamity.
CRDSTRK offered the following explanation for its world-class incompetence: "There were regexes, there was some C, and we are cavalier about testing. How can you blame us? We're just Windows developers!"</dd></article>

#CRDSTRK #AYFKM #SUETHEPANTSOFF #ITincompetence #GRAIVE

<article><dt>NIHILISTIC PETROLSTATION</dt><dd>Threat actor from the country where everything turns out like before. Or worse.</dd></article>

<article><dt>BAMBOO KNICKERS</dt><dd>Threat actor doing bad things all the time. You know right bloody well who it is, but we choose to be coy about it because we have a huge investment portfolio over there.</dd></article>

#cve #graive #threatintel

<article><dt>GRAIVE-2024-1026_AYFKM-FORTNT</dt><dd>Related to CVE-2024-47575, described as "we never thought that authentication was needed, it's so hard to spell." Provided much amusement to threat actor BAMBOO KNICKERS.</dd></article>

<article><dt>GRAIVE, acronym for "Gormlessly Ridiculous, Absurdly Inept Vulnerability or Exposure"</dt>
<dd>A GRAIVE identifier serves to represent a vulnerability or exposure that beggars belief by the depth and/or breadth of its idiocy. GRAIVEs are useful to security researchers and sysadmins as shorthand references that simplify their endless sobbing on one another's shoulders. Unlike the CVE system (established 1999), the GRAIVE system should have been established much earlier, e.g. when Ethernet was invented.</dd></article>

#cve #graive #ayfkm