#ayfkm

MugsysRapSheet 🔩🐑🐘MugsysRapSheet
2025-01-14

The last Wednesday played a clip we all need to mentally bookmark of saying "there were about 24-28 [rioters] came from the … 4 or 5 of them STRONGLY related (sic ), and ."

Hezbollah??? ?

Just keep that in mind when attempts to the "January 6 hostages" on ... you know: , the FBI and... Hezbollah. .

IS THIS COUNTRY *REALLY* THIS KNUCKING STUPID???
youtube.com/watch?v=4BYd7n9fu04

Ramesh #NotGoingBackrameshgupta
2025-01-10

⬆️ @Faithslayer202 @InternetDev @Lassielmr

>> Yet refused to do anything the voters wanted. We went from to Stop Killing Kids, yet we got neither which was the direct result of winning. If they did both those things they would've turned a lot of people out.

Joe could have laid golden eggs and handed them out to 370 million Americans, but he wouldn't have been able to get people like you to switch votes from to .

MugsysRapSheet 🔩🐑🐘MugsysRapSheet
2024-12-01

T**** in 2016: "I know all the ." - promising to put "experts" in charge of every agency to fix gov't.

T**** in 2024 is filling his Admin with unqualified loyalist whose only qualification is that they too see Conspiracies everywhere & are loyal to him.

in charge of the ? ?

Congress, .

2024-10-29

<article><dt>
GRAIVE-2024-10-28-1200_AYFKM_US-DUMPSTERFIRE
</dt><dd>
US intelligence agencies warn anyone who will listen that the threat actor known as DOMESTIC DUMPSTERFIRE is likely to try to subvert
the current presidential election. In their Joint Intelligence Bulletin, the DHS and the FBI say they can't believe that shit
got this crazy either.

Threat actor DOMESTIC DUMPSTERFIRE has risen to prominence in recent years but has its roots in... well, that's a long story, innit?

DOMESTIC DUMPSTERIFRE is associated with threat actors GRAVY SEALS, MEAL TEAM SIX, BORNAGAIN EVENDUMBER, IGNORANT YOKEL, SOUTHERN CRACKER and of course GRANDIOSE LIAR.

DOMESTIC DUMPSTERFIRE is believed to have some connexion to notorious Slavic shitdisturbers ROTTENBUGGERS PETROLSTATION.

The Joint Intelligence Bulletin closed with the reminder for all Americans to "vote while you still can!"
</dd></article>

#DOMESTIC_DUMPSTERFIRE #ROTTENBUGGERS_PETROLSTATION #GRAVYSEALS #MEALTEAMSIX #BORNAGAIN_EVENDUMBER #IGNORANT_YOKEL #GRANDIOSE_LIAR #threatintel #GRAIVE #AYFKM @screaminggoat

2024-10-27

<article><dt>GRAIVE-2024-07_0409_AYFKM_CRDSTRK</dt>
<dd>Delta Airlines has announced that it will sue the pants off of CRDSTRK for the July 2024 debacle with CRDSTRK's "security software".
The debacle crashed 8.5 million MSFT WINDOWS systems, which is typically not something that MSFT allows anyone but MSFT to do.
The resulting outage is considered to be the worst I.T. outage in the history of colossal I.T. incompetence. As such, it is indeed a notable achievement.
The chaos caused by CRDSTRK affected airlines, hospitals, manufacturing, businesses, and governments. Although of course it was hard to tell that governments were more unresponsive than usual during the calamity.
CRDSTRK offered the following explanation for its world-class incompetence: "There were regexes, there was some C, and we are cavalier about testing. How can you blame us? We're just Windows developers!"</dd></article>

#CRDSTRK #AYFKM #SUETHEPANTSOFF #ITincompetence #GRAIVE

2024-10-26

<article><dt>GRAIVE, acronym for "Gormlessly Ridiculous, Absurdly Inept Vulnerability or Exposure"</dt>
<dd>A GRAIVE identifier serves to represent a vulnerability or exposure that beggars belief by the depth and/or breadth of its idiocy. GRAIVEs are useful to security researchers and sysadmins as shorthand references that simplify their endless sobbing on one another's shoulders. Unlike the CVE system (established 1999), the GRAIVE system should have been established much earlier, e.g. when Ethernet was invented.</dd></article>

#cve #graive #ayfkm

2024-09-27

The #5thCircuit isn’t the final word — & a couple other courts have ruled differently — but the issue could be another [#RightWing #Trump #FederalistSociety beholden] #SCOTUS showdown that limits #DOJ’s tools.

A core trespassing charge in nearly every #Jan6 case (>1,400) is — 4 years later — facing a serious legal challenge. Defendants say the charge requires prosecutors to prove they *knew* a USSS protectee was in the Capitol.

#AYFKM? um “hang #MikePence” “where’s Nancy?” [#Pelosi]

#law

2024-03-24

Asked if I could see our Azure billing info to figure out the cost for one Event Hub integration.

Received a 274 MEGabyte spreadsheet of all the stuffs

That seems sustainable…

#ayfkm #azure #billing

2024-01-28

jfc. I just blew away an hour on something that was supposed to take five minutes.

Again.

#TimeManagement #AYFKM

Gigi 🍄‍🟫Gigi@kolektiva.social
2023-10-15

🤦🏾‍♀️


The Canadian Security Intelligence Service (CSIS) has warned Inuit leaders that foreign adversaries could gain a foothold in Canada by offering to fill infrastructure gaps in the North.

cbc.ca/news/politics/csis-arct

Soooo... what is the danger here?

That someone else will build infrastructure that the Canadian government clearly has no intention of building;

That in doing so, they will believe they have more right in the region than the nation that is effectively the Fruit of the Poisonous Tree that is the Doctrine of Discovery.


Internal CSIS documents obtained by CBC News show that the agency is trying to grow its presence in the North and deepen its relationship with Inuit communities in response to "economic, strategic and military interests of foreign states in the North."

Ballsy.
#FuckThePolice and triply so when it's secret police.

#canpoli #ThisIsCanada #AYFKM #PoliceDontKeepUsSafe

Gigi 🍄‍🟫Gigi@kolektiva.social
2023-09-27

I don't know who needs to hear this*, but:

⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️

THERE IS NO SUCH THING
AS A NAZI ANARCHIST.

⬆️ ⬆️ ⬆️ ⬆️ ⬆️

Jesus H Christ.

* Sadly, I know of at least one person

#ReadABook #AYFKM

Gigi 🍄‍🟫Gigi@kolektiva.social
2023-09-15

Oooo kay.
Nope, the rest of that sentence doesn't even matter.


Were it not for the Nazi collaboration, it would be hard not to warm to the woman who declared “How I...

press.coop/@guardian/111071349

#Nope #AYFKM

2023-07-07

Something’s just a little off. Just sayin’.
#BlackRepublicanCommittee #WTAF #AYFKM #GTFOH #BlackRepublicans

Photo: An outdoor gathering (possibly a convention) where there’s an information table/tent (a “booth”) with a large table-length banner that reads, “DURHAM COUNTY BLACK REPUBLICAN COMMITTEE. There are five White people standing behind the table, but not a Black person ANYWHERE in the photo.
88016winfield88016winfield
2023-05-26

So, the Fuck Your Feelings For Lunch Bunch lost their shit because Target hurt their butt fee-fees by selling Pride Merch?

2023-01-11

#AYFKM?
IMO ALL #SportHunting is, in the words of the late Sir Roger Moore, “Sport hunting is a sickness, a perversion… people who get their ‘amusement’ from hunting and killing defenseless animals can only be suffering from a mental disorder…”

smithsonianmag.com/science-nat?

2023-01-10

#AYFKM?
Bias against #conservatives?
You can’t get them to shut up, and most of what they say is #BS – like this!

PS: I’ve got a better name for it too:
#Benghazi2
nytimes.com/2023/01/10/us/poli

Gigi 🍄‍🟫Gigi@kolektiva.social
2022-12-20

Is Internet of Shit on here yet?
Because this isn't getting better.

technologyreview.com/2022/12/1

"A Roomba recorded a woman on the toilet. How did screenshots end up on Facebook?

"Robot vacuum companies say your images are safe, but a sprawling global supply chain for data from our devices creates risk."

#AI #SkyNet #Pervs #OPSEC #IOT #AYFKM #internetofshit

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