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Courage, Brave Heart
Sailor, Gardener, Chef, Spiritual. Single Male, Biking, Animal Rights, Freedom of Choice,
Love who you want, Antifa, fuck Republicans. No Religion , Meta gets Blocked with Twitter.

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Pinchy63 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 ELBOWS UP & GLOVES OFF!Pinchy63@mstdn.ca
2025-05-04
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2025-05-04

@thunderbolsteele
Trump derangement syndrome.

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Mexican President Sheinbaum confirms that Trump has phoned her to secretly pressure her to allow US troops to enter the country. The president said no to Trump and told him "Mexico's sovereignty is inviolable and it's not for sale."..."We will never accept a US military presence in our territory."

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obrhoffobrhoff
2025-05-04

“Mark Zuckerberg Sailed 5,300 Miles With Two Superyachts Only to Helicopter Up a Mountain and Ski Down in Billionaire Style”

I got told I should use a paper straw and should cycle to work with a bike to save the planet. We're all gonna pay for their lifestyle.

sustainability-times.com/susta

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Touaregtweettouaregtweet
2025-05-04

"A ship carrying humanitarian aid for the Strip sent out a distress signal overnight after it was bombed by drones in international waters near Malta. The Freedom Flotilla Coalition, the organizer of the voyage, is blaming for the attack, which set the ship on fire, punched a substantial breach in its hull and cut off communication with those aboard.”

youtube.com/watch?v=V3wgUbUOSCw

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2025-05-04

@VikingChieftain
Another fuckin cheater..

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2025-05-04

@GatekeepKen

We hear him. Timbit Trump (Pierre Poilievre) can attest to that. He just lost an election after aligning himself with Trump's policies. I'm sure he wished he could go back in time. Well, he lost his seat and is now sneaking in through the back door by running in a rural Alberta riding after one of his Conservative buddies resigned after winning the election there with 82 percent of the votes.

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2025-05-04

Trump is on NBC saying he's wants Canada as a state. Pay attention people of Canada. Hes a sick puppy.

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2025-05-04

@irisRichardson
Get your cats used to baths, just warm wet cloths to remove the saliva.

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Iris Richardson Fine Art 🇩🇪🇺🇸📷irisRichardson@mastodon.art
2025-05-04
Young black and white kitten stretched out on a plush baby blue blanket with its eyes closed ready to go to sleep. Link to Photograph: https://iris-richardson.pixels.com/featured/11-spotted-black-and-white-kitten-iris-richardson.html  #mastoart #Art #Artist #IrisRichardsonArtist #ArtCollector #BuyIntoArt #ShopEarly #FreeShipping #GiftIdeas #Christmas2022 #Christmas #caturday #cats #catlovers #CatsOfMasto #CatsOfMastodon #catart #IrisRichardsonArtist
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flexghost.flexghost
2025-05-04

“Don’t you need to uphold the constitution of the United States as president?”

“I don’t know”

Terrifying.

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2025-05-04

Forget Starlink. Indigenous Innovation Is Canada’s Best Bet for Rural Internet. - Macleans.ca
macleans.ca/economy/forget-sta

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2025-05-04

Dear Underwear Company,

I bought a pair of underwear. They are nice underwear. I like my new underwear. The underwear are well made and comfortable. I am likely to buy another pair of underwear when I need them. At least, I was.

At first, everything was great with my new underwear. They were cute, really cute. They had hearts and pretty sugar skulls and slightly creepy but also cute dead looking but still colorful butterflies with translucent wings. They were comfy underwear, and made me feel good. When I wore them, I felt cute myself. They were, I thought at the time, the perfect underwear.

So when I got a message about my new underwear, I was excited. Yes, I said, I do love my underwear. Yes, I said, I would buy more underwear. Yes, I thought, this is what buying underwear should be like.

But then another message came. And another. And another. Soon, I was getting multiple messages a day.

Yes, my underwear arrived. Yes, I like my underwear. Yes, I know you have other styles of underwear. Yes, I still like my underwear. Yes, I want to unsubscribe. Yes, I know you still have other styles of underwear. Yes, I saw this new line of underwear. Yes, I really tried to unsubscribe. Yes, I know where I can buy more underwear. Yes, I tried again to unsubscribe. Yes, please, I’m begging you, unsubscribe me, please.

It was becoming too much. I didn’t realize just how far it would go.

Soon I saw my underwear on every site I visited. Reading the news. “This is your underwear.” Looking for a recipe. “Your underwear look like this.” Chatting with my friends. “I know what you are wearing for underwear.”

There was nowhere to go. Anywhere I went, you were there, showing me my underwear, telling me you could find me, letting me know in your friendly voice of customer service and product joy that you will never leave me. Making very sure I understand that you will always be right there, wherever I go, whatever I do. You will will always be as close to me as my underwear.

I don’t want this. I don’t want any of this and I don’t know how to escape. I’m just a girl who wanted a new pair of underwear. I didn’t want to be married to your presence, for ever stalked through the darkened streets of the information highway unable to escape. I didn’t want to be followed around the internet worried who is watching me behind every page scroll. I just wanted a pair of underwear.

Please, please stop stalking me. Please, just let me go. I’m begging you. I don’t even wear underwear anymore. I can’t wear them. I wear loose pants, long skirts, with nothing on underneath. I’m afraid of even trying to wear underwear. I can’t stand the feel them constricting me, holding me, pinning me to an existence of reminders and suggestions and ever present images of what I might be wearing underneath my clothing.

I can’t take another day of you hiding beneath an amateur video of baby sea otters playing in the surf only to spring out at me to tell me that I should buy another pair of your underwear in the Baby Sea Otter Collection which you know I will like. Which you are telling me I will like. Which you are making clear that either I will like or you will follow me until I see reason and buy another pair of underwear so you can wrap yourself around my existence, slowly, gently, firmly, like a python coils around its beloved prey.

Please, Company. Please, just leave me alone. I don’t want another pair of underwear. I don’t want an unsubscribe button, I don’t want an apology, I don’t want reconciliation. I don’t want anything from you at all. I just want to have a normal life. I just want to be left alone.

Please, Company. Please just stop following me. Please.

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2025-05-04

Poilievre to run for by-election in safe rural Alberta riding, after rural Texas riding not available - #TheBeaverton #CanPoli thebeaverton.com/2025/05/poili (1/3)

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2025-05-04
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2025-05-03

@jess
I'm a sucker for it...lol

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Jessie Rowbum :progress_pride:jess@blop.social
2025-05-03

I think a skirt and strappy top would provide opportunity if need be.

A classic sketch - rear-view of a woman lifting her skirt up to show her genitals to a devil in front of her. The devil is shocked.

The caption reads "Don't trust women or their evil vagina magic."
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2025-05-03

Reminder: Donold has still not complied with the April 10th Supreme Court ruling on Kilmar Abrego Garcia. Sorry Donold, we're not gonna let this one go.

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Marcio Aleksandraviciusmarcioaleks@fosstodon.org
2025-05-03

Kitty is so agile because he became an expert in octonions and quantum field theory.

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