People, I am having a typing ORGASM over here.
Last month I killed an older semi-decent USB keyboard from HP, and I've been working my way through every USB keyboard in the hoard. Nothing I could type on comfortably.
Finally I checked the DEEP hoard. Found an IBM Model M keyboard from 1990. Weighs 7 pounds. Sits on my rickety table like a sheet of steel plate. Keys fuck my fingers while I type. I had forgotten how much I loved this damn thing. Why did I ever give it up?!?