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This year, you renamed 3,199 documents with the word "Final" in their name, and then named 2,198 of them "Final Final". That's 10% more than last year!

This is horrifying while also being refreshingly honest and stripped of performance: direct descendants of enslavers patiently explain how they understand that their intergenerational wealth directly descends from genocide, but they oppose reparations in part because they like having money. #BlackMastodon #slavery #history
https://www.washingtonpost.com/history/2022/12/01/coles-hill-virginia-slavery-uranium/?fbclid=IwAR27bCrn2R6eSHMJ8lwkRo-zZBiQpFPh8hkxEIBwLXHlya_PvA8laNrISjw&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

Your friends aren't lying to you when they say positive things about you

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want my breakfast yums
Ice box has my nice cold plums
Make my wish come true
Oh look there's a note here from you

We're hiring! Please help spread the word about this exciting new position in Black feminist history at the University of Toronto!

https://jobs.utoronto.ca/job/Toronto-Associate-ProfessorProfessor-Black-Feminist-History-ON/565431817/

#histodons #feminism #BlackFeminism #BlackStudies #AfricanStudies #UofT #UTSC

#catCEO considering a new do #cats #catsofmastodon #mastocats #adoptdontshop

Elder Scrolls

Each day on mastodon there is one server in the news. The goal is to never be it

The flight of NASA's Artemis (purple) uses two very close encounters with the moon's gravity (green) to changes its trajectory to get back to the earth (blue.) Amazing.

More details: https://www.nasa.gov/artemis-1

#astronomy #nasa #space

Mechanic *kicking the tires* there's something I need to tell you about your car

Me: what?

Mechanic *punches the door* I hate it

@coriolisdave @middleclasstool naNASTay

@middleclasstool *wipes away tear* u have done so well, sir 🫡

@TlanetteRoget ¿por qué no los dos?

Truth coming out of her well drink to demand top shelf

I’m disgusted that protecting the reputation of the platform is more important to some people — including some Black people, what the actual fuck — than making sure people are safe, physically and emotionally.

That’s some nasty shit.

And to the “it’s just growing pains/join the right instance” crowd: Black people shouldn’t need a fucking Green Book to navigate the physical or virtual world.

Did you know:
If you've stopped wearing masks, you can simply start wearing masks again

Timeline of a new Mastodon user:

Day 1: this sucks servers are confusing and why is my feed empty

Day 2: why is there no quote tweet this is dumb

Day 3: mastodon better make some changes if it wants to compete with tw_tter

Day 7: hm, people are really nice here

Day 10: loving the no ads and real conversations

Day 15: THE WORKERS MUST SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION AND EXECUTE CAPITALISTS :ablobcatrave:

#TwitterMigration

People have forgotten the entire purpose of rights: to protect the minority from the majority.

The majority never itself requires freedom of speech, press, or religion, because it is their opinion that defines the popular and acceptable. Only the *un*popular requires a defense.

Testing out the new hashtags #BlackMastodon #BlackFedi #BlackFediverse #BlackTwitter Using as many hashtags as possible so that I catch and meet everybody.