Where do I get one?

@mjk_4mjk @pluralistic If only the most powerful man in the world could do something

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This is from a FEMA earthquake preparedness doc and I gotta say, these are good rules to live by

In retrospect you probably shouldn't go up against writers in a contest of who can keep doing something longer while not making any money.

The Many Times Ken Paxton Refused to Defend #Texas Agencies in Court
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The Texas attorney general said he’s “back to work” after his recent acquittal, but his office has repeatedly declined to fulfill one of its key duties: representing state agencies who are being sued.

#KenPaxton #News

https://www.propublica.org/article/texas-ken-paxton-refused-represent-state-agencies?utm_medium=social&utm_source=mastodon&utm_campaign=mastodon-post

@Langoustine @hneh Hey, you didn’t even mention the extra features, like improved data collection and lower system performance!

@hneh I get to download another web browser that can only access one site?? Sign me up!!!!

“Get the full experience on the app” -Statement dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

@GossiTheDog sucks to suck. I'm pretty sure there could be more developers if they wanted.

“Daylight Saving Time undermines workers’ sleep.” #EndDST #Labor https://themessenger.com/opinion/lets-celebrate-workers-by-respecting-their-sleep

Have an #Otter!

Legend shit
#StopCopCity

We need a better model for how we create the future than just idiots trying to make money.

I've seen way too many groups adopting tired South Asian food acronyms.

But NOTHING will ever beat this perfect bilingual acronym from Montreal:

GARAM MASALA:
Groupe d'Action Révolutionnaire sud-Asiatique de Montréal / Montreal Alliance of South Asian Leftists and Allies

https://www.facebook.com/GaramMasalaMontreal

#Desi #SouthAsianCanadian #BilingualPuns #TrilingualPuns

Autistic authors writing neurotypical characters:

"They were the kind of person who read between the lines without even knowing the lines were there.

A natural smile played on the face of their un-headphoned head, and they functioned executively down the stairs."

Big Oil is trying to kill a climate lawsuit in Hawaii as Maui faces the worst wildfire in U.S. history. The lawsuit, filed by Honolulu and Maui counties, accuses the fossil fuel companies of deceiving the public about the dangers of their products and causing billions of dollars in damages. The lawsuit could hold Big Oil accountable for their role in fueling the climate crisis and harming the people and environment of Hawaii. #hawaii #climate #justice

https://therealnews.com/amid-maui-fire-devastation-big-oil-tries-to-kill-hawaii-climate-lawsuit?utm_source=flipboard&utm_content=HariTulsidas%2Fmagazine%2FArchetypes

We hope that #FIDE will reconsider their new rules about transgender players, which in our view seem discriminatory and potentially harmful. Several national #chess federations have publicly expressed similar concerns. We urge FIDE to review the situation, consult with players who would be affected by the rules, and work towards a more inclusive solution.