LazyAnole

I’m just here for the cats

LazyAnoleLazyAnole
2023-10-23

is and here are her toebeans!

Little shorthair orange cat curled up asleep on her folded towel on top of a cardboard box against a brick wall. She has tucked her face between her front two legs and stretched all of her feet out towards us, even stretching her front left toes apart to show her little sharp claws and her pink toebeans! I think she has more prominent toebeans than many other cats. Her claws seem to rest more on top. Her son, Lasagne, also had large toebeans!
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2023-10-23

The local starlings and jays seem to love taunting the eagles while they jockey for position on this popular snag on the mountain, and I never cease to be amused by the looks the eagles give them. Every photo a cartoon. (Feel free to add your own captions.)

Photo of an American Bald eagle looking aghast at a cheeky European starling marching across the branch above em on the snag. The darkly streaked, grey trunk of the snag stands on the far right side of the photo, its parched, twisted branches reaching into and across the frame to the left. The starling, wonderfully speckled in eir winter stars, has eir right foot lifted with saucy determination as e struts along a short branch in the bright sun. The eagle, back to the camera and standing up on thick yellow talons, has cranked eir head around and up to stare at the starling; the eagle's tail is flashing white in the sun, while the snag casts a shadow across eir rich, brown cloak and flabbergasted face. Eir yellow eye is wide, the pupil a black bead at its center, and eir large, hooked yellow bill seems dropped open in shock, eir tongue curling up from the lower bill to tease the tip of the upper. The sky is a haze of grey-blue fall morning and the smoke of a nearby wildfire.
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2023-10-23

Some mushrooms in an evening Autumn rain.
#mushrooms #rain

A closeup of a couple of brittlestem mushrooms. They have a ridged texture that looks like it’s been shellacked with a thick coat of varnish from the rain.A cluster of mushrooms with a condo building behind. Inasmuch as they look like umbrellas, some of them look like umbrellas that have been blown inside out by a strong wind, revealing their lacy black undersides.
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2023-10-22

can a human become a brony

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2023-10-22

This is the slope of a weird underpass that has a sidewalk to nowhere. It starts and ends in places where pedestrians can’t get to. And there’s this fabulous colony of moss that reminds me of glacier mice. I wish I could get closer but I had to take this picture from the car. (Don’t worry, I wasn’t driving)
#mosstodon

A sloping hill of stones and concrete, with some grass at the top, and lots of balls of moss nearer the bottom. Each moss ball is a few inches along, some are alone and some are clustered. They look like a herd of green mice.
LazyAnoleLazyAnole
2023-10-22

is a floofy little princess!😹
You may have to click on the picture to open it and see how many layers of blankets she is sitting on!😹

Fluffy black cat sitting on 4 layers of folded blanket, looking off to your left. Blue fleece is the top layer, drab green quilt is the bottom three layers. The blankets are on the seat of a grey fabric padded folding metal chair. The wall behind her is olive green. I did not choose this wall color.
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2023-10-22

Closeups of a hibiscus bud in the rain.
#bloomscrolling

The upper 2/3 of a hibiscus bud. The petals look yellow in the middle, red at the edges. We see fuzzy veins and tiny water droplets.The same bud, seen closer to the bottom with just a glimpse of the green sepals. We see a large water drop embraced by one of the petalsJust the top of the bud, looking frilly because of the water drops.
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2023-10-22

This friend swooped right over my head this morning--not so close I had to duck, but close enough that, startled, I did. Eir talons were full of long grasses & pine needles that fluttered behind em like ribbons. E landed up in the nest e shares with eir mate (just behind this "window" in the branches).

I was so startled (e had apparently been watching me silently for a bit from a nearby snag), but like a nerd I threw up my camera anyway to try & catch a (very blurry) photo.

#FensterFreitag

Photo of a thick trunk of Ponderosa pine--its bark like giant puzzle pieces--with several other large, sturdy branches curving around. The branches make a sort of frame around most of the photo, a few tufted pom poms of green and brown pine needles clustered around. The thickest branches cross to make a rectangular "window" behind which some green needles and the thinner branches of an aerie being built back up are showing. Peering through the window in right-facing profile, just eir stark white head emerging from behind the trunk, is an American Bald eagle, eir proud yellow bill curving to a dangerous point, eir pale eye with the relatively tiny black pupil intensely aware of being watched.A terribly out of focus photo of an American Bald eagle escaping my camera  in my haste and the intercession of wildfire smoke. Eir broad, dark brown wings, fingers curved and spread, are stretched wide above and below eir body. The sharply pointed curve of eir beak is open and eir heavy white tailfeathers seem to dissolve into the long, bedraggled strands of plant material e holds in firmly in eir talons. The surrounding sky is grey and fuzzed with particulate, blurring the eagle and making the light strange and grey.
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2023-10-22

how do you quit background apps on a galaxy class starship computer

LazyAnoleLazyAnole
2023-10-22

@val glacier mice?

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2023-10-22

Even when I have the smallest of projects to work on, I get a deep sense satisfaction from being able to go down to the garage and sit at my workbench on a thing.

I should do this more often. #maker #3dprinting

(This is a plant sign for my monstera plant that we named “Merobiba”)

A plant sign with the word “Merobiba” in Comic Sans font. The plant sign is laying on a piece of cardboard with dried paint, and nearby is a bottle of clear nail polish.The plant sign, nail polish, and cardboard behind a large fan on the end of my workbench.
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2023-10-22

So the convoyers saw how many people were planning on counter-protesting in Victoria (we outnumbered them last time by a lot, this time it would’ve been around 10-1 or more) and decided not to show up. From what I heard they were urging their Victoria members to join with the Nanaimo crowd, but I’m guessing the hour and a half drive is gonna keep those numbers low.

So yah, we shut the fuckers down, at least in the capitol. Now for falafel.

LazyAnoleLazyAnole
2023-10-21

is a !
I am so glad to see one since I mainly see brown anoles now!
This one is hunting on my pepper plants!

Nice healthy green anole viewed from side, perched on the curved stem of a bell pepper leaf. Not sure if it is a young male or an adult female. White brick wall in background.
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2023-10-21
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2023-10-20

why starfleet allows camera crews on ships

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2023-10-20

The answer to last week's genuine mystery object from @DublinDeadZoo. Why not take a gander?

paoloviscardi.com/2023/10/20/f

LazyAnoleLazyAnole
2023-10-20

I saw three (3!) Lizards today! One brown anole & two geckos!
But I got photos of none of them, because they were too speedy!
So here is a picture of being fluffy!

Little fluffy black cat lying on a folded blue blanket on a grey padded metal folding chair with a green wall behind her. Her eyes are open and she is staring resignedly off to your right.
LazyAnoleLazyAnole
2023-10-20

@val
😱 I had no idea these existed! This is amazing!

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2023-10-20

These Hieronymus Bosch figurines are some of my favorite knickknacks.
#HieronymusBosch

A figurine based on a character from a Hieronymus Bosch painting. It gas a human head in a cloak, a bird tail, and feet, but no legs, arms, or abdomen. In the background, books with gold horizontal stripes reflecting golden light.Another figurine based on a character from a Hieronymus Bosch painting. It has a hat like a silver funnel, a long crisscrossed beak with a letter stuck to it, long droopy ears, a red cloak, and ice skates.
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2023-10-20

bohemian rhapsody all borg rendition

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