Having a bit of a tick emergency at the moment, so I'm going to have to pass on #ActionMatinee , but I will be back for the start of the new show!

It WAS the movie I remembered, and it WAS fucking awesome! #KungFuSat

It's a little on the Cynthia-lite side but I still think that one is a solid good time! If I made a pizza and sat down to it as a rental I wouldn't have been mad.

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@allanb Fuck YEAH! That impressed the hell outta me as a kid!

6 punches to the balls!!
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Goddamn! She SPEEDBAGGED his balls!

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Damn! He is NOT holding back on her! I like to see that in a Cynthia Rothrock movie. It means the comeuppance is gonna be badass!

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Goddamn! Flying Cynthia Rothrock outta stage left!!!

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Alright, David....'s stuntman!

Get back in there!

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I think I just remembered how this ends, and if it's the movie I remember, it's fucking awesome.

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Get the FUCK outta here!

Checkhov's paper airplane?

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@kamikat You're trying to sell tickets to a movie targeted prinarily at males age 15-35. Who do you put on the poster? Cynthia Rothrock or Chad McQueen? #kungfusat

That's...that's a lot of M-16s, boys.

What did you need Chad for, again?

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BEACH TRAINING MONTAGE SAX!!!

This movie is GREAT!

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Oh yeah, Chad! You TOTALLY sold that that was a legitmate cemetery and NOT someone's backyard!

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You told him there was a catch and then got mad at him for asking what the catch was?

Mom?

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The SHOES in this setting are REALLY throwing me off.

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You want references? Call Cobra Kai dojo.

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Light contact?

What do you do in heavy contact sparring? Bullet evasion?

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You got to recruitment through a dojo by looking at a trophy?!

I mean, I guess...but it's a reach. Like you'd have to stand up to reach that.

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