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Sub Sole Romano
Under the Roman Sun

Sub sole Romano, umbrae loquuntur. Ego non quaero gloriam, sed praesentiam. Imago est verbum tacitum animae.

Under the Roman sun, the shadows speak. I do not seek fame, but presence. A portrait is the soul’s silent word.

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#romeinthelight
#soulportrait
#philosopherontheroad
#quietepic
#modernstoic
#eternalcityvibes
#shadowsandsunlight
#travelwisdom
#romereflections
#innerjourney
#depthinframes
#eyesofrome
#andrejanssen
#moonpop_artfactory
#latinlegacy

Master of Disaster
If megalomania had a haircut, and the world were a piece of chewing gum.

There he is – the man who wanted to make America great again and instead sacrificed the climate, diplomacy, and grammar.
Two terms? Not enough. Why not go full dictator, with a golden throne and a Fox News theme tune?

Fun fact: The Earth in his mouth isn’t a symbol – it’s breakfast.
Continents taste like power, and ozone makes a fine cologne for that red tie.

God bless ’Murica – and good luck, planet.

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#MasterOfDisaster
#PlanetSnack
#OrangeIsTheNewBlackout
#TrumpArt
#GlobalWarmingGlowUp
#MakeSatireGreatAgain
#andrejanssen
#moonpop_artfactory

Master of Disaster
If megalomania had a haircut, and the world were a piece of chewing gum.

There he is – the man who wanted to make America great again and instead sacrificed the climate, diplomacy, and grammar.
Two terms? Not enough. Why not go full dictator, with a golden throne and a Fox News theme tune?

Fun fact: The Earth in his mouth isn’t a symbol – it’s breakfast.
Continents taste like power, and ozone makes a fine cologne for that red tie.

God bless ’Murica – and good luck, planet.

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#MasterOfDisaster
#PlanetSnack
#OrangeIsTheNewBlackout
#TrumpArt
#GlobalWarmingGlowUp
#MakeSatireGreatAgain
#andrejanssen
#moonpop_artfactory

Push or Perish?

There it is. The button. Red. Glowing. Waiting.

If he pushes it, everything could end.
If he doesn’t, everything might end anyway.

Protocol says: Push.
Common sense says: Maybe ask first.
But who? There’s no one left.

Maybe it triggers a rescue system.
Maybe it unleashes disaster.
Maybe it just turns on the coffee machine in the next room.

And now, the real question:
Can he really take responsibility for NOT pushing it?
Can he live with that?
Can you?

This is the moment where history is made – or erased.

Moral of the story:
Some buttons must be pushed. Some never should. And most of the time, you only realize which one it was after you’ve pressed it.

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#theredbutton
#pushornotpush
#allornothing
#geniusorrisk
#pressforchaos
#chimpwisdom
#nochoiceleft
#brainfuckmoment
#worldsavingorworldending
#historymaker
#finaldecision
#disastermanagement
#timingiseverything
#butwhatif
#lastresort
#redbuttondrama
#noonewillknow
#wasittherightone
#whyalwaysme
#whatnow

Linux, the First Penguin of Greenland – An Arctic Revolution ❄️🐧

Hear me, you traditionalists, you guardians of the so-called “natural order”! Today, I bring you a truth that will make the ice cubes in your whisky tremble: Greenland is getting its first penguin. And his name is Linux.

“But… but… penguins don’t belong here!” cry the outraged. Really? And you’re sure that SUVs, Wi-Fi, and American fast-food chains are more at home on your eternal ice than a bird born for the cold?

Linux arrived with a red cap, a bold plan, and a heart full of… well, mostly fish. He fears no cold—only people who believe evolution is a choice rather than an unstoppable update.

“I’ve come to stay,” he says. “And if you thought I’d be the last—you’re mistaken. Where there’s one, many will follow. So get used to it.”

Because nothing is as natural as change. And nothing resists more fiercely than those who deny it.

#greenlandupdate
#penguinrebellion
#nature2point0
#nogoingback
#evolutionisglitching
#fishandfreedom
#shouldhavebeenbornsmarter
#icecoldrevolutionary
#climatechangeperks
#welcomeiceculture
#linuxlives
#catchthesnowballs
#antarcticexport
#openevolution
#penguinism
#northpoleisjustastartup
#packagedsushiwasoncewrongtoo
#penguinsagainstpurism
#dontwatchtheordertooclosely
#asyoucanseeyoucouldntstophim

🎰 Slot Machine – Politics Edition 🎰

Welcome to Casino America, where democracy is just a decorative neon sign. Insert your vote, pull the lever, and watch as ❌ social services vanish, 📚 education crumbles, and 🔬 research funding turns to dust. But don’t worry—there’s always a payout… for 🏛️ autocrats, 🕵️‍♂️ surveillance agencies, and 💰 corporate overlords. The house always wins, and the people? Well, they just keep playing, hoping for a jackpot that was never on the reels.

#slotmachinepolitics
#americathecasino
#autocracywins
#farewellsocialservices
#educationcuts