Linux, the First Penguin of Greenland – An Arctic Revolution ❄️🐧

Hear me, you traditionalists, you guardians of the so-called “natural order”! Today, I bring you a truth that will make the ice cubes in your whisky tremble: Greenland is getting its first penguin. And his name is Linux.

“But… but… penguins don’t belong here!” cry the outraged. Really? And you’re sure that SUVs, Wi-Fi, and American fast-food chains are more at home on your eternal ice than a bird born for the cold?

Linux arrived with a red cap, a bold plan, and a heart full of… well, mostly fish. He fears no cold—only people who believe evolution is a choice rather than an unstoppable update.

“I’ve come to stay,” he says. “And if you thought I’d be the last—you’re mistaken. Where there’s one, many will follow. So get used to it.”

Because nothing is as natural as change. And nothing resists more fiercely than those who deny it.

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