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NO PULSE boosted:
2025-06-23

There’s been quite the uptick in open source projects very clearly being “vibe coded”. Super easy to tell when they all have readmes littered with emojis. Dunno why these LLMs lean so heavily on them but I’m grateful they do, makes spotting AI slop a lot easier.

NO PULSE boosted:
Polygonpolygon
2025-06-19

Claw machine deckbuilder Dungeon Clawler grabbed my attention polygon.com/gaming/607727/dung

NO PULSE boosted:
2025-06-19

Give the trash panda due process or we riot.

U.S. NEWS

Ohio police find raccoon
holding meth pipe during
traffic stop

When an officer took the pipe away, the raccoon
pulledout another.
NO PULSE boosted:
Mike ElganMikeElgan
2025-06-19

Trump's proposed and actual travel bans target 48 countries. All 48 are non-white, while no majority-white country is targeted. It's a travel ban on brown people. Also: He's ended all refugee and asylum seekers except white South Africans. Racism is US policy now.

2025-04-15

@jason I think it’s free on Xbox too.

NO PULSE boosted:
2025-03-31

New, by me: How Each Pillar of the 1st Amendment is Under Attack

In an address to Congress this month, President Trump claimed he had "brought free speech back to America." But barely two months into his second term, the president has waged an unprecedented attack on the First Amendment rights of journalists, students, universities, government workers, lawyers and judges.

This story explores a slew of recent actions by the Trump administration that threaten to undermine all five pillars of the First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, which guarantees freedoms concerning speech, religion, the media, the right to assembly, and the right to petition the government and seek redress for wrongs.

krebsonsecurity.com/2025/03/ho

An image of a old, yellowed paper with the words 1st Amendment written on it and parts of the text from the amendment written in script. The paper is torn down the middle.
2025-03-31

2,000,000 on the dot. #xbox #gamerscore #xboxachievements #achievementhunter 🎉🫠

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NO PULSE boosted:
The Oatmealoatmeal
2025-02-24

🦈

2025-02-24

@Oregon_Pacifist ah. I’ve talked to people who shared accounts when they were younger and wished they had their own gamertag instead.

2025-02-24

@Oregon_Pacifist you don’t want her to start her own achievement legacy?

NO PULSE boosted:
Andy Carolan :prami:andycarolan@social.lol
2025-02-24

I think we are going to end up with a split web... on one side there will be the billionaires and tech bros, algorithms and false narratives... on the other there will be the rest of us.

NO PULSE boosted:
2025-02-14

Evergreen cartoon

A cartoon depicts a man and a woman walking side by side on a street. The woman wears a stylish dress and holds a purse, while the man is in a suit. The caption reads, "My desire to be well-informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.”
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GoodNewsGreyShoes🔞GoodNewsGreyShoes@mastodon.art
2025-02-14

@aparrish Every single time I hear the sentiment "like it or not, ______ is here to stay", I like to take a moment to reflect on the overwhelming majority of "things we were told would be permanent" that now, *shockingly*, no longer exist.😮🫢🤗🙄

Screenshot of an article from GQ with the title "NFTs are here to stay and the art world is having to catch up fast", a statement which aged like bread in a puddle.Screenshot of an article from The Telegraph with the title "3D TV is here to stay - and it's down to piracy", which was about as accurate as a stormtrooper's aim.Screenshot of an article from ZD NET with the title "Why Google+ is here to stay, like it or not", a statement the God Of Irony liked quite a bit.A screenshot of an article from Nasdaq titled "Come What May, The Metaverse is Here to Stay", a statement so false that autocorrect itself tried to stop me from typing it, twice.
NO PULSE boosted:
2025-02-14

The little doge rats continue to be stymied by basic web tech. theverge.com/news/612865/doge-

Elon Musk’s DOGE website has been defaced because anyone can edit itInstead of using government servers, the DOGE website appears to pull from an insecure database that anyone to edit
2025-02-10

@briankrebs new way to grift? “Bribe another country” and basically have them store some of it for him to get at a later date?

NO PULSE boosted:
2025-01-19

Human nature being what it is, it seems extremely likely that sometime today we will see millions of U.S.-based TikTok users installing some shady or "free" VPN software just to get around the ban.

So even though we banned TikTok, ostensibly for security reasons, we end up creating an even bigger security problem when millions of people install some app that can read and modify all traffic.

NO PULSE boosted:
Liam @ GamingOnLinux 🐧🎮gamingonlinux
2025-01-08
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Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦rysiek@mstdn.social
2025-01-08

Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking
thehardtimes.net/culture/mark-

#Meta #MarkZuckerberg

2025-01-06

@hryb So just a rebrand to use iPhone phrases instead?

2025-01-06

I guess this happened too.

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