Jeff (VE1OBI)

Dad, Husband, Recovering Developer, Security Engineer, Blood Type is Maple Syrup 0FFD4C0BFD13AA81ED15C543AC4BC93B20388632

Jeff (VE1OBI) boosted:
2024-06-06

TotalRecall has been updated to exfiltrate Recall database and screenshots without needing admin rights: github.com/xaitax/TotalRecall

Jeff (VE1OBI) boosted:

For me, the Internet literally was black and white & white—and sometimes black & amber or green.
And it came in about as fast as I could read it, cuz yes I had 300bps at first and then got 1200 when neighbor in the dorm moved up to 2400.

Old man with plaid cap and thick glasses: 

In those days, the Internet was in black and white. It was only on for three hours a day. We used to get dressed up in our Sunday best to log onto it.
Jeff (VE1OBI) boosted:
2024-05-28

idk why people say funding OSS is difficult

Jeff (VE1OBI) boosted:
2023-08-01

Friendly reminder

Sign with an image of a buffalo
"do not pet the fluffy cows"
2023-07-30

A Mug of Teeth 🦷🦷☕️☕️😳
youtu.be/-N5RXW0-b-M

2023-07-30

Time-Lapse Print of a Dice Tower
youtu.be/FyLDWOjbPTo

Jeff (VE1OBI) boosted:
2023-07-28
"wait, it's all statistics?"

*astronaut handing over a calculator*: "always has been"
Jeff (VE1OBI) boosted:
2023-07-24

"Hey, what time format should we use for this ferry timetable?"

"I dunno... how about all of them? In random order?"

Update: This is because my browser decided to machine translate this page, and translation randomly picks formats each time it "translates" a time! Also it makes my eyes bleed h/t @delroth

A ferry timetable using 12 hour pm/am time format with lower case pm/am, but also with uppercase PM/AM, and also some times are in 24 hour format. There appears to be no pattern in which format is used for each time. And nothing is lined up in any sensible way. It's a nightmare to read.
2023-07-24

hehehe youtube.com/watch?v=NTa2GnEvvI I printed this and frigging love it

2023-07-19

@Toxic_Flange what did you order? anything fun :)

Jeff (VE1OBI) boosted:
2023-06-14
Screenshot of the link, with the relevant paragraph highlighted: "At no point is the child's nose actually removed from the child's face."
Jeff (VE1OBI) boosted:
2023-06-12
Jeff (VE1OBI) boosted:
Paul Haddad :tapbots_logo:paul@tapbots.social
2023-06-12

Wow, I'm actually impressed.

reddark.untone.uk

Jeff (VE1OBI) boosted:
2023-06-09

I really want to know what happened in the restroom that led to this sign being installed

Jeff (VE1OBI) boosted:
Cian Ó hAnnracháin - Cian Hancianhan@mastodon.ie
2023-06-09

Love this. Be an ally folks!

Poster. Caption: when someone attacks one party member WE ALL ROLL FOR INITIATIVE
Image: multiple 20 sided dies with BLM, Pride flags.
2023-06-09

@elhackernet Apple Vision Pro for dogs

Jeff (VE1OBI) boosted:
David Penfold :verified:davep@infosec.exchange
2023-06-09

Scotsman walks into a bar in Canada, and there’s a huge stuffed head on the wall.

‘What’s that?' He asks.

‘It’s a moose', comes the reply.

"Christ! How big are the cats around here?"

Jeff (VE1OBI) boosted:
David Penfold :verified:davep@infosec.exchange
2023-06-09

A lorry containing snooker equipment has overturned on the A31. Police are warning of long cues in both directions.

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