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Yes officer, these are all my social media handles from the past 5 years. Pages 4-7 are lewd alts on Mastodon servers that collapsed due to admin drama

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I saw a point kitty! #Toronto

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I’m sorry to inform you, Boston Market, but a “crustless pot pie” is not a pie. It’s a stew.

#sponsorablepost

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The Winter of Our Discount Tents

#CampingLifeABookOrPlay
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Tent Raising in the Sun

#CampingLifeABookOrPlay
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#3GoodThings

- Spent some time thinking about how to royally screw over my friend for his next birthday. He loves a puzzle so each year I attempt a long-winded, ridiculous series of puzzles that lead to a shit gift. This year's planning has begun!

- My fingers haven't been picked a lot and look pretty nice.

- Slow, relaxing morning. Fingers crossed it's the same tomorrow.

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@Jorsh Tina Belcher's heaven

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Yup

@transworld
Well, duh. Of course.

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Cyrano de Bivouac

#CampingLifeABookOrPlay
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@revndm If his racing career doesn’t work out (he’s “up and coming” but so far not very successful), he could transition to modeling. (Why are so many Formula 1 drivers so damn handsome?)

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Palate cleanser time. Argentine Formula 1 driver Franco Colapinto appears here in a delightful pink racing ensemble.

Formula 1 driver Franco Colapinto in a pink racing ensemble, standing in front of a blue wall. Black letters across his chest read BWT. His left hand rests on his hip.

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📷 Sunset behind the Blue Ridge, 8:40 PM.

#FediversalPictures #Photography

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A serene landscape shows a sunset with an orange and pink sky above distant silhouetted hills and trees. The sun is setting behind the hills, casting a warm glow and subtle gradient from dark blue to peach across the sky.

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Both Bezos and Zuckerberg think people love to see their expensive shit.

Not me says the Cat.

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Pete Hegseth is one of those recruits that keeps that goofy baby face all his life and everyone hates him.

I stole my first Ducati 450 from one in 1974. I knew he had it insured.

He was just so deserving of being fucked with.

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The other day I saw this amazing sticker that said “In this car we announce the horses” and I instantly wanted to be that car owner’s best friend

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New gender-neutral greeting just dropped. (From Dessa's e-newsletter today.)

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#ThrowBackThursday Time-killing Sketch page from about 6 years ago. Done left hand, evidenced by the writing and mark-slants. The very end of the pencil era for Key Art concept art, around 2019.

Various rough pencil sketches, julianne moore, and unknowns, faces, and a couple walking and a woman falling, copied from a stock shot.

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@TheNeedling Oh, *that's* why there was a spate of orca attacks on boats a couple years ago. The assault team was training up.

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