Lmst

It's time to be be very much chalant.

PatrickEmmick :battery_low: boosted:

photo of protestors with one holding a hand lettered sign "Why can't we use thoughts and prayers to protect the border? It's what we use to protect our schools."

PatrickEmmick :battery_low: boosted:

This cracks me up every time I hear it...

PatrickEmmick :battery_low: boosted:

Dear Microsoft. Here is a list of things I want the Start Menu to do:

* Show my installed programs
* Search my local files
* Provide access to system settings

Here is a list of things I do *not* want the Start Menu to do:

* Show the weather for a randomly-selected town near my network's public IP infrastructure
* Show tabloid headlines
* Show programs I *don't* have installed
* Search the web via Bing
* Show adverts(!)
* Attempt to engage me in conversation with a hallucinating LLM

Thanks.

PatrickEmmick :battery_low: boosted:

Just a friendly reminder…
Small changes make bigger change.

meme from The Office where Jim points at a whiteboard: "When people travel to the past, they worry about radically changing the present by doing something small." Second panel is Jim doing his famous grin at the camera next to the whiteboard that says, "Few people think that they can radically change the future by doing something small in the present."

The 2024 US presidential election, according to my 7-year-old

Mayor Humdinger and Mayor Goodway from Paw Patrol

uspol
#Arizona we did it! #Abortion access is on the ballot this November!
This is incredible. We can enshrine women's healthcare into the Arizona Constitution THIS YEAR, the very same year they tried to take us back to 1864! And we can keep Arizona blue while we're at it.

A court order signed by the Chief Justice Ann A. Scott Timmer. The text in the image reads as follows:

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**IT IS ORDERED** affirming the superior court’s judgment denying injunctive relief. The Secretary of State will proceed under Title 19, Arizona Revised Statutes, to include the Initiative in the general election publicity pamphlet and to place it on the general election ballot.

**IT IS FURTHER ORDERED** granting the request by Defendant/Appellee Arizona for Abortion Access for taxable costs under A.R.S. §§ 12-341 and 12-342.

**IT IS FURTHER ORDERED** directing the Clerk to issue the mandate forthwith.

DATED this 20th day of August, 2024.

(Signed)
**ANN A. SCOTT TIMMER**
Chief Justice

I'm so tired of living through events that will still be relevant in AP US History decades from now.

One of Biden's unsung successes has been ruining the name "Hunter" for everyone who otherwise would have named their kid that.

Obviously I'm not a golfer

A sand trap at a golf course raked in a spiral

I don't need a back button on my browser, I need a feature that will remind me what link I clicked for this new tab without any prior history.

@feditips
Ah, you're right. Didn't realize I wasn't logged in on that browser. The list is there once I logged in. Thank you both!
@nick

It is one of the greatest dreams of parenthood:
That your child should live such a long and happy life and grow in wonderful ways that one day, your child can look back on their adolescence and be more embarrassed by their actions/attire/persona upon reflection than you were in the moment.

I know my parents have realized that dream for me. And now, I have that same dream for my kids.

@parismarx
I didn't believe you, I thought surely this was parody. But no. It's still there, 5 days after it was published.

Headed to Ottawa? Here's what you shouldn't miss!

Sitting on the Ottawa River, Ottawa is brimming with grand Victorian architecture and museums such as the Canadian Museum of Civilization and so on. The city is also known for its international music festivals, record-breaking ice skating rink, and hosting 35 major festivals like the Canadian Tulip Festival. Parliament Hills is frequently visited by tourists where they can rest on the pristine green grass in summer. Ottawa's ByWard Market has an endless supply of maple syrup and the national treat, Beaver Tails.

In Ottawa you will find some beautiful attractions that you just cannot miss! Places like The Winterlude Festival, National War Memorial, and Ottawa Food Bank and many more. Continue reading to know more.

3. Ottawa Food Bank
The organization has been collecting, purchasing, producing, and delivering food to needy people and families in the Ottawa area since 1984. We observe how hunger impacts men, women, and children on a daily basis, and how it may be a barrier to achievement. People who come to us have jobs and families to support, as well as expenses to pay. Life is already difficult enough. Consider going into it on an empty stomach.

I work in #infosec, so I won't be posting the video of my backyard. But wow, that was some hail storm just now.

Always grateful for the precipitation in the desert. Also grateful it's not usually this violent.

#Tucson #monsoon

How do you mess up a drop down menu this thoroughly?
#SoftwareGore

A drop down menu that reads, in order: 5th, 3rd, 4th, Kindergarten, 1st, 2nd

#Tucson #monsoon season is, I'll say it again, the best.

In a perfect world, every Tucson-based social media account would be a weather account during #monsoon season.

#Tucson #DesertSmellsLikeRain

Had to replace my reusable mug. Decided to get something custom instead of whatever free thing I come across next.

I love it. I think I'm going to carry it with me everywhere, even when it's empty.

#science #ScienceIsUnderrated #JamesWebbSpaceTelescope #Yeti

Reusable pinkish Yeti mug with the James Webb telescope mirror array

Reusable pinkish Yeti mug with the phrase, "science is underrated"

If this LinkedIn go-getter can't avoid having the "play" button look like a giant rip in the seat of his pants, what chance do I have?

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