Brian
2025-07-08
"I smile because I have no idea what's going on."

(Picture of a dog smiling awkwardly at the camera)
2025-07-07
"The shampoo bottle while I'm in the shower" (A wrestler jumping off of the top rope...)
"My Pinky Toe" (...a wrestler lying on the mat of the ring about to get pummeled)
2025-07-06

Interesting to hear that Adrian Sutil just got an record today even though he hasn't raced in Formula One for over a decade.

(He inherits the record Nico Hulkenberg had for most races without a podium.)

2025-07-06

Also, a good result for Albon and Williams after struggling the last few races.

2025-07-06

Hulkenberg finally gets his podium!

2025-07-06

Hulkenberg into 3rd place!

Everyone liked that!
2025-07-06

@mattmay

You mean Toto Woof.

2025-07-06

Again, why do they even have the full wet tires? They will never use them. Anytime the track is wet enough for them, they stop the race or bring out the safety car.

Not saying they shouldn't, but it does defeat the entire idea of those tires.

2025-07-06

I take back my criticism of the Stroll stop.

2025-07-06

Stroll goes to slicks now?!?!?

2025-07-06

There is no way that someone isn't diving into the pits before the start to change tires.

2025-07-06
"When you gamble on a fart and lose."

(Picture of Keebler cookies called "Whoopsy! Fudge Stripes")
2025-07-05
"This Norwegian urinal is too intense for me."
(Urinal is in the shape of a demonic face)
2025-07-03
"Florida Man July 4th" (Picture of Carl Weathers from Rocky 4 with his red, white, and blue apparel)
"Florida Man July 5th (Picture of Carl Weathers from Happy Gilmore, when he had a missing hand)
2025-07-02

"The Wisconsin Supreme Court’s liberal majority struck down the state’s 176-year-old abortion ban on Wednesday, ruling 4-3 that it was superseded by newer state laws regulating the procedure"

πŸ‘

apnews.com/article/wisconsin-a

2025-07-02
"AI Developers"

(6 fingered left hand shown)
2025-07-01
Once you've read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.
2025-07-01

@hwebb @nfl

Good question. I was assuming that was the plan. It is a bit different from tradition with all of the FAs, but we'll see how it goes.

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