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Elizabeth Loves DEIDr_Elizabeth97
2023-08-10

Basketball wearing cleats.

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2023-08-10
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2023-08-10

Every sport, but scored by ChatGPT ๐Ÿ’€
#RuinASport
#HashtagGames

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Smudge The Insult Cat ๐Ÿ€SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to
2023-08-10
"Dear lottery commissioner I just need you to find me the six numbers I needed to have won that lottery.  We both know I won.โ€  Sheryl Smith Weller: โ€œIf I don't win, IT'S RIGGED! I'll just take the money, cry WITCH HUNT if ANYONE questions me send me money to fight the LAW if they try to hold me ACCOUNTABLE.โ€ THAT'S HOW DUMB HIS CULT LOOKS...
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2023-08-08

These birds came right up to my feet

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2023-08-08

One of the most beautiful songs ever. youtu.be/QmMjY6tXaEo

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2023-08-08

#KarlTheFog is back

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Bill Plein๐ŸŒถbplein@bvp.me
2023-08-08

@docpop @jwz Driverless cars add to congestion.

Driver owned (and parked) cars use up valuable space in cities that could be used for business or housing.

The answer isnโ€™t driverless cars. Itโ€™s mass transportation.

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2023-08-06
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I have no shitposts in my brain today because I'm too mentally ill

Send me funny memes pls

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Help me overcome my fear of being away from my computer for more than 30 seconds

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The idea you can hold socialist values and maintain white supremacist ideals is ridiculous. If you maintain an attitude of racial hierarchy/supremacy you are not a socialist, you are just looking to replicate current systems of hierarchy under a different banner.

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I lived

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BRB stands for

Bimbo
Rectal
Barometer

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This is the worst Carpri-Sunn I've ever tasted

A big bag full of mysterious yellow liquid on the side of my hospital bed
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Another Angry Womanstavvers@masto.ai
2023-08-03

it has come to my attention that many of my international followers were unaware that the black mirror episode where the prime minister (loosely based on david cameron) fucked a pig in fact aired several years before the news emerged that the prime minister (david cameron) had actually fucked a pig

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2023-08-03

Ball of fur #CatsOfMastodon

Gray and white cat curled up in a ball sleeping
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Smudge The Insult Cat ๐Ÿ€SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to
2023-07-30

I guess missionary is okay.

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Smudge The Insult Cat ๐Ÿ€SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to
2023-07-30
(2 young women riding a chairlift with NO seatbelts up a very high mountain)  Safety Standards in 1960s

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