Breaking: FDA chief Marty Makary to reorganize the FDA into divisions each focused on one of the four humors.

i miss burning CDs

Good Morning Mastodon!

Can we can it with "Mavity" Doctor Who?

You know damn well it does, petaQ!

#DnD #Dndmemes #funny #TTRPG #TTRPGMemes #DungeonsandDragons

Next time you hear someone say, "We have a shortage of ____" (teachers, nurses, a particular STEM role, whatever), think about the first time you heard someone say that about that role.

If it was longer ago than the time it takes to train a new entrant, get a certification, or complete a relevant degree, then there is no shortage of personnel; there's a shortage of willingness to pay people what their work is worth.

I started the third book in the Dungeon Crawler Carl series.

I am really digging it.

Geordi,

I received a Starfleet password reset email. How can I tell if it is a phishing attempt?

Worf

You couldn’t make Blazing Saddles today.

Takes way more than a day to make a movie. Especially starting after noon.

And movie companies would look at the script and go ‘this is the script to blazing saddles!’

Don’t punch nazis

before you’ve checked your level of bone mineralization if you’re over 40

My manager (who has the office next to me) is off this week.

So, I guess this week is like a mini vacation.

Picard management tip: Improve your vocabulary by reading books. Words can be your most powerful tools.

@noplasticshower
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Good Morning Mastodon!

Had a good long weekend.

Saw the live action Lilo and Stitch, it was great. They made some changes from the original, but I didn't want a shot for shot remake anyway. The little girl playing Lilo was perfect. The Stitch looked pretty good too.

We also saw Thunderbolts finally. We were in Disney when it came out so we didn't go see it. It was pretty great too. Red Guardian is awesome, and Yelena is kick ass. I didn't hate US Agent as much as in Falcon and Winter Soldier, he was an asshole in it but a loveable one.

#cats #catsofmastodon

The Wienie 500!