Should I wear my #car #key on my #belt #loop? 🤔

90 weeks of my 3 day war. 310,000 casualties to make Russia great again only for Xi to go to USA & say US/China relations are “world’s most important”.

I remain a master strategist.

If #Firefish changes their name again may I suggest retry.social... 😆🤩​:Shiropuyo_headbang:​

@mastodonmigration@mastodon.online Couldn't read it... I don't want to be a subscriber... but when it's all said and done and the aliens come and try to figure out what caused the end of human civilization they will most probably conclude it was #TheInternet. Considered generally and likely empirically too, the #Internet hasn't been worth its cost to humanity... 🤩

Mrs Ghost enjoying our recent visit to #Earth. Though we prefer the super advanced tech and comforts of the Phantom Cruiser, sometimes it's nice to get around using primitive methods of bygone times... 🤩

“God created war so that Americans would learn geography.”
― Mark Twain

Sarah finally got Sam to move out by covering the floor of her house with tens and twenties knowing Sam would not stand on Sarah money... 🤩

@augieray@mastodon.social Is now the time when #GOP wack jobs bend the rules to elect #Trump as #SpeakerOfTheHouse to rescue him from his multitude of #criminal charges? 🤔

Good morning Mastos. Get out there with your sexy selves and fucking crush it!

"Microsoft increased worldwide water consumption by a whopping 34 percent — up to almost 1.7 billion gallons annually — last year, which outside researchers told the AP is most likely due to increased AI training. That's dwarfed by Google, which used 5.6 billion gallons last year, a 20 percent jump that's also likely attributable to machine learning." Via Tech Won't Save Us.

https://futurism.com/critics-microsoft-water-train-ai-drought

Behold my favorite #traffic calming device.

No judgment, I am really curious to see a wide poll on this so I'd love to get 🚀 ​:boost_requested:​ boosts🔁 for a good sample range.

With #ClimateCrisis #ClimateChange increasingly feeling a lot more impactful for our families, in our lifetimes....

How many days of #plantbased eating could you aim for in a year?

Remember when the Panama Papers came out? Remember that it evidenced a global network of tax-dodging, wealth-hoarding, criminal activity by the super-rich? Remember how literally nothing happened?

@UncleDuke1969@universeodon.com Falling cows should watch for driverless cars...

@UncleDuke1969@universeodon.com Falling cows should watch for driverless cars...

@UncleDuke1969@universeodon.com Falling cows should watch for driverless cars...

🤣 When you’ve lost Turley… welp.

Via Jamie Dupree:

Jonathan Turley in his submitted testimony for today's #Biden #impeachment hearing:

"I do not believe that the evidence currently meets the standard of a high crime and misdemeanor needed for an article of impeachment." https://docs.house.gov/meetings/GO/GO00/20230928/116415/HHRG-118-GO00-Wstate-TurleyP-20230928.pdf

@hkrn@mstdn.social By a significant majority #Florida voters approved high speed rail way back during the Jeb Bush administration and the #GOP summarily and unilaterally canceled/ignored the mandate. I heard it takes #Brightline the same amount of time to go from Orlando to Miami as traveling by car. That's not high speed rail... that's a joke...

"School choice" sounds great, but it's a euphemism for defunding public schools and funneling the money to private, for-profit schools that don't have to accept all students, are not accountable for their curricula, and can use your tax dollars for religious indoctrination. #GOPDebate