I somehow never knew that.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

Time to pretend everything will be okay as I slide under my blancat fortress.

#pets #cats

Once more, for the people in the back:

Puerto Rico is a US Protectorate, and all its citizens are US citizens. Puerto Ricans (AKA Boriquas) are US citizens.

Puerto Ricans are not “Mexicans” or “Hispanics.”

Puerto Ricans are Americans. They don’t need a special Visa to travel to the United States.

Latin Americans know better than to mess around with Boriquas. TFG and his fascists are about to find out why.

While I’m showing you photos of my kitchen, look at how I MacGyvered this portion of my counter!

I like to keep oils and vinegar accessible for cooking, but they block the outlet I use whenever I need to use an appliance, so I put them on a lazy Susan so I can turn them 90 degrees and look at me over here living in the future of the 1950s!

Stolen from a Kei car group #WeirdCarMastodon

Others: You already own the dumbest object in the world. Where could you possibly go from...?
Me:

#octopus #mystery #detective #detectivebooks #privateeye #Halloween2024 #halloween #halloweendecor

Funny how a Republican can hear the stealthy murmur of an immigrant caravan from 4000 miles away, a fetal heartbeat in a two-week-old clump of cells in a liberal woman's uterus, and the faint mechanical click of a hammer cocking and tell you exactly what make and model of revolver it might be...

...and yet, somehow, they are totally and profoundly deaf to the blaring sounds of racism screaming in their face

And all they had to do was sell all your data
https://www.theverge.com/2024/10/29/24283056/reddit-earnings-user-growth-revenue-up

I dropped a popcorn on her while she was sleeping. She instantly woke up and ate it. Be as prepared as Mila

#CatsOfMastodon #Cats #Torties

I wanted to tell the girl scout their annual cookie sale contributes to obesity but what came out was, “Three boxes of thin mints, please.”

4yo asked me this evening, "When it gets to Christmas, will that be the end of the world?"

Who knows, wee man, who knows...

FANATICAL LEGIONS WORSHIPING AT THE SHRINE OF MY FATHER'S SKULL! A WAR IN MY NAME!! EVERYONE SHOUTING MY NAME!!!

SO YEAH, I'D SAY IT WAS A GOOD DREAM.

sage the room against the machine

Since 2017, the 15 largest corporate beneficiaries of Trump's tax cuts have spent $839 billion on stock buybacks.

These buybacks didn't create more jobs, increase wages, or grow the economy — but they did juice CEO pay.

Nothing trickled down to workers.

This is who we’re talking about.

Thought "maybe I should preserve my most popular tweets somewhere", but then realised they're almost all lazy garbage that blew up unexpectedly, this is probably the only fully original one