Cabbage

A surprisingly knowledgeable merchant of cabbage and CEO of the greatest company in the world, Cabbage Corp!

Also.. a PowerShell enthusiast.

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Jason Lefkowitzjalefkowit@vmst.io
2025-05-09
ALICE detects the conversion of lead into gold at the LHC

Near-miss collisions between high-energy lead nuclei at the LHC generate intense electromagnetic fields that can knock out protons and transform lead into fleeting
quantities of gold nuclei

8 MAY, 2025
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mccmcc
2025-01-26

new() -> Self

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mccmcc
2025-01-26

Starting to wonder if I need to move on from Sublime Text. The ergonomics are fit to me so perfectly, but

- The Rust integration is *barely* not where I want it to be. RAM usage is irresponsible. I mouse over a variable and it says the type is "Error". What is fucking "Error"? That could mean literally hundreds of things

- This is petty but: I want so badly to be able to have two views vertically split into one file. "New View into File" is now a hidden feature and it doesn't work so well

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Christine Lemmer-Webbercwebber@social.coop
2025-01-26

everyone help we gotta evacuate mars asap

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6yo:
ABCD EFG
Gummy bears are chasing me.
One is red, one is blue,
One is even on my shoe.
And now I'm running for my life
'Cause the red one has a knife.
Now I'm running even faster
Because the blue one has a blaster...

...He says he got this at school?

I have nothing to add. I just wanted to collect this for posterity.

#parenting

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✧✦Catherine✦✧whitequark
2023-12-21
2023-12-16

@sympatheticutil

I got away from Reddit to get away from these annoying spam bots....

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Missing The PointMissingThePt
2023-12-15

DID YOU KNOW? The Pope is a big fan of Missing The Point.

Pope Francis at the Vatican being shown the screen of a smartphone.
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Jeff Hicks 🐶🎼🍷🖥️JeffHicks@techhub.social
2023-12-15

If #PowerShell is critical to your career, there is no better investment than attending the PowerShell+DevOps Global Summit. This is THE event in North America for PowerShell professionals. Don't miss out on early bird ticket pricing. #PSHSummit powershellsummit.org/

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EighthLayer | JamieEighthLayer@mstdn.games
2023-12-15

Nothing quite like a #PowerShell script to make a mundane task more interesting. 😁

#IT #SysAdmin

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nixCraft 🐧nixCraft
2023-12-09

This is not a bad thing. AI NEEDS to be regulated heavily. Otherwise, we see AI apps like ‘Nudify’ that use AI to undress women in photos. Those apps are soaring in popularity and degrading women. Is that what American corporations want? It blows my mind as many on social media defend such apps as freedom of expression or Rule 34. What kind of society encourages such behavior? Aren’t you worried about your daughters and mothers becoming victims of such crimes? I can’t believe it.

Continents that have an Al Regulation. Pie chart with only blue colour labelling the Eu. The orange color represents other countries.
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Missing The PointMissingThePt
2023-12-09
OpenAI says it is investigating complaints about ChatGPT having become “lazy”.

In recent days, more and more users of the latest version of ChatGPT – built on OpenAI’s GPT-4 model – have complained that the chatbot refuses to do as people ask, or that it does not seem interested in answering their queries.

If the person asks for a piece of code, for instance, it might just give a little information and then instruct users to fill in the rest. Some complained that it did so in a particularly sassy way, telling people that they are perfectly able to do the work themselves, for instance.
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nixCraft 🐧nixCraft
2023-12-09

Poll: Are you using Mac computers 💻 with Apple silicon ( M{1,2,3} ) or still on Intel-based CPU? Please RT for boost.

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Missing The PointMissingThePt
2023-12-09

First recorded instance of cyberzoonosis (transmission of virus from humans to machines).

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M❍n❍t❍ne❍fBill™MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world
2023-12-03

If at first, you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.

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Andreas Jordan (ORDIX AG)JordanOrdix
2023-12-03

Sometimes you can fix a bug by adding just eight characters...

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2023-12-03

198.235.24.143 - - [03/Dec/2023:00:57:47 +0100] "GET / HTTP/1.1" 200 2491 "-" "Expanse, a Palo Alto Networks company, searches across the global IPv4 space multiple times per day to identify customers' presences on the Internet. If you would like to be excluded from our scans, please send IP addresses/domains to: scaninfo@paloaltonetworks.com"

why don’t you just fuck off in the first place

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Dave :steamdeck:Mundon@fosstodon.org
2023-11-27

@nixCraft I press buttons until things work.

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one time someone asked me what I do for a living and I said I'm an engineer, and then they asked me what kind and I said software, and then they just said "oh" with a little disappointment, and I've never claimed to be an engineer since then. If you say "programmer" instead nobody ever asks what kind, not even other programmers, and I think that's beautiful.

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2023-11-27

Having a real duck cake moment.

#bluey

A cake made to look like a bee, but very badly with big googly eyes.

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