https://www.ft.com/content/80c39c74-8753-44bf-aeb0-cf6701a64f02

Thoroughly enjoyed this piece.

67% of British population have not used semicolon in the past year.

There are 33% coders;

@keefeglise
Oh don't worry. It's much easier than making dukkah.

But it stinks for weeks.

@keefeglise
Wow did you make the black garlic yourself as well?

@fesshole
A dash of Calvados in a cuppa is also lovely.

@lydiaschoch
The hashtag is genius.

I love the concept of the assessment more than the film itself.

A lot of the societal problems really stem from the parents. Yes it is tough it is like 24 hours on call it is both mentally and physically draining - but that's exactly why people should prepare for it.

Yet there is no qualification for parents, all you need is a pair of functioning genitalia.

#film #movies #theassessment

@fesshole
This is not a confession this is a desperate cry for help.

Japanese fans (Webb? Apparently there is an internet slang for that) are annoying (suck as the teenagers put it)? Any irrational fans are annoying if they aren't making any sense.

You can claim any dish has a different origin than where it is popularised today, but the country which makes it famous world-wide deserves the credit.

Otherwise you are just the Webb of another country.

https://hachyderm.io/@skinnylatte/114519286767219948

#food #cooking

Lazy chia seed pudding turned out really well. I wish I don't need to use dairies though.

I'm probably going to look like three months pregnant this afternoon.

#food #cooking

@fesshole
Robert Rodriguez is that you?

@fesshole
*You* think.

We know, we just don't say it out loud.

Tartar sauce is not fish and chips sauce tartar sauce is not fish and chips sauce tartar sauce is not fish and chips sauce tartar sauce is not fish and chips sauce...

Stop this marketing bollocks

#food #Heinz

@keefeglise
Nothing wrong with enjoying cringe comedy!

Conclave suddenly feels so relatable.

#film #conclave #Pope

One of the biggest benefits of ageing is you give less fuck.

Just wanted to mention careless people by Sarah Wynn-Williams again, that's all.

#bookstodon

@fesshole
Gosh I love this reaction so much I don't care if it's made-up.

My mind doesn't know when to stop without uncontrollable emergency that requires my full attention, and I constantly seek the next problem (distraction) to work on.

Is this a mental issue? Does this symptom have a name?

#mentalhealth #MentalHealthSupport

People who think dictatorship would be good - you need to read some proper history.