If 5 minutes of CFTC time are spent on this, it will be the biggest waste of government resources in history.

RE: https://mastodon.social/@airspeedswift/116053604258603870

narrator: but something had gone wrong

The stock market is supposed to hit record highs constantly, if it doesn't something has gone wrong. The current admin bragging about it is like them yelling "2026 is the highest year number ever achieved".

Pressing the button to silence my fire alarm like it’s the world’s most inconvenient tamagotchi.

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The thing about having a racist president is he’s still a racist even after he takes down his racist tweet.

The hatred millennials had for their boomer parents’ noxious political views is going to be nothing compared to the upcoming zoomer/gen x war.

Overall the wide variety of use cases and platforms shown off in the talks was very exciting, thanks to everyone who came and especially proposed a talk. And big thanks to all the community organizers for making it happen.

This demo of ElementaryUI from the pre-fosdem #swift meetup was very impressive. Looking forward to seeing where it can go.

https://youtu.be/OmQ881sOTIc

@schwa well, that was Walmart in those days

I'm mystified by Whole Foods popping up in London given the deal with Whole Foods is "what if a US grocery store had the same food quality and cleanliness of a normal British supermarket".

@hansv thank you

RE: https://todon.nl/@hansv/115986255542360332

Ahhh this makes more sense

Weirdly specific US state catching strays here in Brussels

I appreciate the service podcast publishers are doing to help jump me out of my jet lag by inserting jarringly British ads into my regular listens where I don’t expect them while traveling.

Sequence: The Next Generation

https://forums.swift.org/t/pitch-borrowing-sequence/84332

@kyleve they will then make a second billion dollars selling non-unsubscribable email delivery to businesses

if you don't know what "treasuries" are, for the love of god please don't share your hot takes on what selling them means

@gbargoud that would conflict with the narrative that what programmers are supposed to do with their spare time is more programming

(for those that don’t get the dentists thing… they’re used as the archetypal medium-net-worth prosumers for this kind of nonsense because proper market participants have zero interest in trading stocks 24/7)