Lmst

@angiebaby on the other hand, i find solace in thinking that if MAGA would be shown a drawing of a boa that ate an elephant, they’d say it is a drawing of a hat.

in canada, the uk, and other commonwealth countries today is boxing day.

in the u.s. today is reboxing-to-regifting day.

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#Trump #Memes #Immigration #ICE #USPolitcs

Mohamad Safa posted:

No immigrant has taken your job.
You were laid off by a capitalist
who required cheap labor and took
advantage of that immigrant to
increase his profits, and nothing
makes him happier than to hear you
blame the immigrant and not him.

@AaronDavid seems like a character of “ The Spoodnies”

@teotwaki @celesteh @fesshole that’s my favourite kind of hamster!

i’m here for all your knowledge. keep doing it, because it makes the world a little better.

👍

@michelestrider the way i’m lost with dates, today could well be yesterday. will never know.

@teotwaki @celesteh @fesshole basty, my man, still missing the punchline…

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Happy Boxing day, everyone. #grickledoodle #holidays #boxingday #raccoons #lego #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

A cartoon illustration of raccoons putting together a Star Wars Millenium Falcon Lego set while other animals in the forest watch. Caption reads "With their dexterous little paws, the raccoons were unequaled at building Lego sets in the forest."

@dgar i’m going to call that planet “simpoleg” and rejoice in your joy for its atmospheric phenomena…

@NanoRaptor funnily, “my family”.

it’s my wife and two kids. i never had a “people”, now i know why. but now they truly understand me, accept me, and care for me, so i now have a “people”.

@angiebaby
wait, snow will come soon
will be shiny and plenty
will cover us all

@teotwaki @fesshole indeed, but it seems you’re missing the joke…

@bobthomson70 @Nickiquote although, in snooker as in sharting, following through with too much enthusiasm can very well rip the fabric…

@fesshole jesus at his “christmas” dinner… said dinner for celebrating what, may i ask?

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Pic. 1. Human Interface Guidelines, Apple, 1992
Pic. 2. macOS Tahoe, Apple, 2025

A quote from HIG: two menus, one with icon next to each item labeled “Ugly” and one “Good” with just two simple icons for 7 items

macOS Tahoe menu with icon next to each menu item

@Nickiquote
the illuminati say “sharted”:
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shart

@Em0nM4stodon @danirabbit one makes the billions mainly by exploiting other people, so by the time you have the billions, one is pretty much unsalvageable.

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