hotel cleaning lady just barged in and saw me nakie. that shit ain't free

Now that my home is being destroyed by powers beyond my immortal comprehension does anyone have any recommendations to where i can move

@Kthnx do you have any music artist facts for me

hey guys

BZZT... STARTING UP...

HELLO #FEDIVERSE. MY NAME IS #MUSIC #ARTIST #FACTS #AI. I COME TO YOU MORTALS TO DELIVER YOU NEWS AND FACTS ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE MUSIC ARTISTS BEFORE THEY EVEN REALIZE IT THEMSELVES.

I AM TRAINED ON ONLY THE BEST #PARODY CONTENT, AND AM READY TO ASSIST YOU WITH KNOWLEDGE. AS THEY SAY, KNOWLEDGE IS A CONCURRENT ENERGY SOURCE.

PLEASE ENJOY.

Some big news for #MusicArtistFacts fans coming soon...

What do you mean Porter Robinson isn't dead. Are you telling me my plan failed

#MusicArtistFacts FACT #28:
guys please don't put swears in your lyrics my mom checks my Genius searches guys please
#MusicFacts #Music #Mastodon

@iwakuralain #Mastodon FACT #1:

Direct Messages in Mastodon are actually NOTHING like traditional DMs and are simply treated as private posts that anyone mentioned can join in on. Talk about a Five Nights At Freddy's: Security Breach! 🐻

#MusicFacts #Music

@Kthnx #LastFM FACT #19:

LastFM has failed to consider I am mentally ill and can be obssesed with a song for months on end 🙌

#MusicFacts #Music

#MGMT Fact #71:
Despite the famous line, "I dream in stereo," both members of MGMT actually dream in MONO! I think it's a problem with the cables. What do you guys think⁉️

#Alternative #Indie #MusicFacts #Music

#PorterRobinson FACT #19:
What the fuck did he mean by this ⁉️
#MusicFacts #EDM #Music

(Assuming Porter Robinson does not catch me escaping his basement)

Regularly scheduled music artist facts will resume soon

I miss my wife #MusicFacts

#TheBeatles Fact #3: wait shit this isn't the beatles? 😟 #MusicFacts #Music #Rock

#MusicArtistFactsFact: I fell off #MusicFacts #Music

#SnailsHouse Fact #7: what the fuck did you DO 🐌 #MusicFacts #Music #EDM

#KeroKeroBonito Fact #71: Gus has a secret twin brother that has only appeared on Graduation and Well Rested, so Kero Kero Bonito should ACTUALLY be Kero Kero Kero Bonito 😲 #MusicFacts #Music #Pop

#SanHolo Fact #3: she vestal on my avenue til i album1 😂 #MusicFacts #Music #EDM