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I didn't break that piece of software, it did that all by itself. Now with own cat content. Other interests: Taking pictures, riding bikes and trains, bad puns. Also politics, unfortunately.
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Störung im Betriebsablauf :rainbow_heart:

2025-07-17

Ladybird post, inspired by @eclectech 😊

A ladybird sitting on a grape hyacinth. Some long green leaves and small light blue flowers are visible. There's a brick wall in the background.
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2025-07-17

Our beloved Buchstabenmuseum (museum of letters) is forced to close its doors. 😢
Make sure to visit this typographic gem one last time before October 5, 2025.
buchstabenmuseum.de/

2025-07-13

@ubahnverleih das Pferd 😄

2025-07-12

Cosy 😊 #caturday

A greyish cat's head and right front paw poke out of a brown and yellow blanket.
2025-07-12

I scored 15/28 on jsdate.wtf and aaaahhh 🙈

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Das ist mein Lieblingsschild in #Heidelberg. In die Gegenrichtung gibt es vor der Ampel ein identisches #Verkehrszeichen.

Ein Vorsicht Schild darin ein Schwan oder eine Gans voran und drei kleinere Vögel oder Küken dahinter.Ein Vorsicht Schild darin ein Schwan voran oder eine Gans und drei kleinere Vögel oder Küken dahinter. Das Schild hängt an einer Brücke, am Fahrradweg.
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‘Useful phrases for the murder mystery writer abroad’ (my cartoon for this week’s Guardian Books)

Title:
Useful phrases for the murder mystery writer abroad 

An eight-panel cartoon showing a writer in a series of situations in a foreign country.

Panel 1: looking at historic buildings saying
"Kia bela vilaĝo!" which is translated below as "What a lovely village!"

Panel 2: in a pretty garden asking the gardener "Ĉu ĉi tiuj estas venenaj" meaning "Are any of these plants poisonous? 

Panel 3: in a bar asking the server “Kie oni povas aĉeti pafilon?" meaning "
Can one purchase a firearm nearby?"

Panel 4: on a beach asking a fisherman "Ĉu la tajdo povus forporti kadavron?" meaning "Could the tide carry a dead body away?"

Panel 5: approached by a police officer and saying "Saluton, oficiro." which is translated below as "Hello officer."

Panel 6: being marched to the police station protesting "Okazis miskompreno!" meaning "There has been a misunderstanding!"

Panel 7: in the interrogation room the officer holds up a moleskine notebook, the writer explains "La murdo en mia notlibro estas fikcia." meaning  "The murder planned in my notebook is fictional."

Panel 8: locked in a cell asking "Mi ŝatus telefoni al la Brita konsulejo." which means "I would like to telephone the British consulate."

Note: The foreign language used by the writer in the cartoon is Esperanto. It has not been proofread by an Esperanto speaker so there may be errors.
2025-07-07

@stk Wer ist denn "die Gegenseite" in dem Fall? 🤔

2025-07-06
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captain acab :antifa:redsad@ohai.social
2025-07-04

Hello

A flock of six white sheep with black faces all lined up and looking at the camera. caption says, hello we have come to make sure you’re indulging and weird and wonderful things today. 
2025-07-03

Ich habe ein Interrail-Ticket und werde es benutzen!

2025-07-03

@zurasus aber niedlich!

2025-07-03

'Farbe: Grün (aber nicht Vegetation)' ⁨#FotoVorschlag

Menschen sitzen und liegen auf Kisten unterhalb einer Lichtinstallation. Diese besteht aus Leuchtröhren, die an geschwungenen Schienen an der Decke angebracht sind. In den Röhren sind kleine grüne Lichter zu sehen, die ein wenig wie Glühwürmchen wirken.
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2025-07-02

NEW: A security bug in an Android 'stalkerware' app called Catwatchful exposed its database of 60,000+ customers — including the site's administrator.

The exposed data is now with Have I Been Pwned.

By TechCrunch's count, this is the 5th stalkerware operation exposed *this year* alone.

techcrunch.com/2025/07/02/data

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2025-07-02

Berliners! How about taking a few minutes to respond to this survey about the state of rubbish on Berlin’s streets?

The fact that they’re even asking is a huge deal. It’s available in multiple languages, so no problems there.

#Berlin

befragungen.statistik-berlin-b

2025-06-30
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2025-06-30

Wir haben leider kurzfristig ein Rockharz Ticket zu viel, kennt jemand zufällig eine Person mit Bedarf?

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2025-06-30

Hi Fediverse, I am looking for a job for someone fleeing from the USA to germany.
The person is versed in front- and backend developement, focused on vanilla js and angular, but willing to do anything in that area. Learning German atm, understanding German pretty good already.
Area Karlsruhe would be preferred.
Someone got anything?
#getfedihired

2025-06-30

I: can't be bothered.
Cat: can't be buttered.

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