Baz Scott

Award-winning mobile app biped. Typing Swift and drawing diagrams at a logistics startup. Numbers guy e.g. 7, 666. Into โšฝ๏ธ & ๐Ÿ’ Made a Transformers game you probably played. Disabled. My flags are: ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ

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Naarm / Melbourne
Baz Scottbazscott
2026-03-01

@haruki_zaemon a warning beacon maybe - "ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS โ€“ EXCEPT EUROPA<DEL>USA. ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE."

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2026-03-01

@pluralistic
No company has announced โ€œthanks to AI, we have the same number of employees, but we have launched zillions of new services and are growing our product lines because of all the time our people get to spend innovating.โ€

I donโ€™t know why that is.

Baz Scottbazscott
2026-03-01

@tonyarnold @ryanbooker @Amy I'm only half an hour in, (SPOILER ALERT) but this journey seems EXTREMELY unlikely without steering the vehicle ๐Ÿ˜‚ The sea is 12 miles across between Scotland and Ireland - to thread that needle and THEN somehow navigate AROUND the Isle of Man - what are the chances? About the same as a planet being wiped out by a comet? Roughly ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Baz Scottbazscott
2026-03-01

@tonyarnold @ryanbooker @Amy Fair enough, he's been through a lot, what with the end of the world and everything. Stressful. ๐Ÿ˜‚

Baz Scottbazscott
2026-03-01

@tonyarnold @ryanbooker @Amy That sounds brilliant! I just watched Greenland (1) a couple of weeks ago. Can't beat nonsense like that sometimes. Basically any Gerry Butler movie will do - has he ever made a proper movie? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚

Baz Scottbazscott
2026-03-01

@layoutSubviews @Amy That sounds great. I just drove by on the way home from the boy winning another hockey tournament in Reservoir๐Ÿฅ‡Could have popped in for a celebratory scoop ๐Ÿ˜€

Baz Scottbazscott
2026-03-01

@georgemonbiot.bsky.social @nicklockwood Was completely unsure if this referred to the UK or Australia until I noticed the "u" in Labour - applies equally here too.

Baz Scottbazscott
2026-02-28

Let's find out whatis so severe about the weather... oh!

Baz Scottbazscott
2026-02-28

@iamkonstantin @fmarini And with the "five eyes" agreement you just get one of the other eyes to spy on the US, easy.

Baz Scottbazscott
2026-02-28

@detachedspork Yeah that would be a trek. The goalie for Raf's team does about a 90 minute drive to training from down the coast and two hours to some games. I don't know how they do it ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Natalia Panferovanatpanferova
2026-02-28

The February issue of the Nil Coalescing newsletter is out ๐Ÿ“ฌ
Itโ€™s been a busy month for our team with lots of travel! I've shared a glimpse into my "Swift's Hidden Gems" talk from the ARCtic Conference, a new SwiftUI post, and plans for the near future.
nilcoalescing.com/newsletter/2

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Amy Worrallamyworrall
2026-02-28

Introducing Octavo, my Mac app for turning PDFs into booklets, cleaning up bad scans, printing zines, labels, and more.

If you follow me, you may have seen my journey developing it over the last few months! It's now launched, and is available on the Mac App Store for $25 (via in app purchase so you can try before you buy).

apps.apple.com/us/app/octavo/i

For more info, the website has more screenshots and a copy of the user's guide: octavo.pro

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2026-02-28

Jack Dorsey accidentally fell into a pile of money that one time and has been failing upward ever since

Baz Scottbazscott
2026-02-28

@detachedspork As a hockey parent, you might also be relieved because it's *REALLY* fkn expensive ๐Ÿ˜‚

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2026-02-27

Tech industry layoffs - Mike Monteiro nails it again (buttondown.com/monteiro/archiv):

> โ€œI think we need to open our eyes to the fact that the current industry many of us work in, not only doesnโ€™t care about their workers, it actively resents them. In their eyes, we have gone from being the people who made things possible, to an unnecessary burden on the bottom line.
>
> They hate that we charge money for our labor, and see that money as something we are stealing from their pockets. Which are very large, are already more full than they will ever be able to use in a lifetime.โ€

web-goddess.org/archive/92877

Baz Scottbazscott
2026-02-27

I learned two words today that the Russians use in the invasion ofUkraine:
- Zero. Murdering your own troops if they dissent, or don't follow an order, or don't pay the bribe they owed their commander.
- Meatstorm. You can imagine what that means, much like WWI

Baz Scottbazscott
2026-02-20

@huwr yeah. It's a curse.

Baz Scottbazscott
2026-02-20

@nesevis Thanks a lot Chris, I'd temporarily forgotten about that in the deluge ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ

Baz Scottbazscott
2026-02-20

The thing I dislike most about getting old is that you've seen the same thing happen before - thrice - so you know roughly what's going to happen next. And it'll be terrible, it'll make things worse, but it'll definitely happen. It's fucking depressing tbh.

What am I thinking about? You choose: Iran about to be destroyed, AI about to take all the jobs/kill everyone, the Premier League Season, billionaires, all of the above ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ

Baz Scottbazscott
2026-02-20

@jeremyburge @BenRiceM I'm trying SO hard to think of a "Ben and Jeremy's" joke, but it's been a long day and it's fucking hot so you'll just have to imagine it was hilarious ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿฅต

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