How’s everyone’s Apple update going! I’m still in the ‘fumbling, ranting and full of regrets’ phase.

Time to start a new political party: for those who never even thought about eating babies before this weekend. Like, if your only thought on the subject was an urban legend about a tweaker dad and too much PCP, you’ve found a new political home. #uspol

@Neddyo Me too! We must have similar algorithms

P came down this morning grumpy so I played “Groove Is in the Heart” and started maniacal dancing while fixing her breakfast. It was contagious and soon she was laughing and shaking her tail feathers. Music is cool like that.

Not gummy Nerd clusters!

Bring it storm. Ready for the snow. No ice though. Fuck that shit.

I’m still in the “I can’t listen to Looks Like Rain yet” feels

@aburtch I wonder same about second graders…

@Neddyo Let us hope next year is so much better! Happy Birthday!

I’ve predominantly listened to “One from the Vault” while I shower in the morning for over 25 years. Today it just hit different. #ripBobWeir

Encore: Crotch punch while you’re dancing

@NatePHedi 🎶 What is a jam without ripcord? 🎶

How was band practice? The set list looks old school. So tonight I’ll be getting love & lighted to death.

One more sleep til Phishmas! NYC bound tomorrow. I’m just as excited to get tf out of suburbia as I am for the shows. I can’t wait to trip on the sidewalk and land in a great coffee joint.

@lizardllama I’m feeling ya. Sending some vibes your way. Hope this run serves your soul.

Labubus: 4
Paninis: 0
The universe has no sense of humor, but sends its thoughts and prayers #Xmas ‘25

@boelder I often wonder this as I struggle with religion and parenting. Some theorize priests (celibacy vows) act out desires on those who are readily present= children. But many Christian religions allow preachers/pastors to marry. Perhaps they all struggled with pedo urges as young men and believe only God can save them from themselves. Or they are simply evil opportunists. Meanwhile, these wolves set themselves up to feast on the most vulnerable of the flock.

8 days later. Spent 2 hours sitting on the hardwood wrapping presents. Never felt more old than when I stood up.
Still unsure about the labubus. Which spellcheck wants to make paninis. Hedging my bet. 2 more purchased, from different places. Just one has to arrive by 12/24. I’d rather one panini if the universe still has a sense of humor. #Xmas ’25

I’m old. And I’m pretty sure I just purchased 2 labubus. But I’m not totally sure. WTF.

Yesterday, playing a guessing game in the car, my husband’s clue was “A red headed fish person.” Of course P and I heard Phish person and she shouts out “Trey!”
Thinking of Ariel from the Little Mermaid, hubs was completely confused.