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@bimmer

software dev • huge nerd • certified shitposter • socialist • car enthusiast • ally

those interested in doing some vidya/jackbox on weekends should join my discord - invite link on my website

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2026-01-06

@LilPecan well that i- nevermind

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2026-01-05

I was accepted into the beige party as @bimmer@beige.party but haven't fully migrated yet. I won't be posting from @bimmer much longer and will probably keep this as a backup, but please give my beige account a follow while I wait for my robes to arrive in the mail and actually do the migration

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2026-01-05

@afreytes that's an extremely convoluted and condescending way for them to say they don't give a fuck

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2026-01-02

@DukeDuke I am normal and can be trusted with the creatures

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2025-12-31

@xyla the gabe glass

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2025-12-30
the wheat field scene from the end of gladiator
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2025-12-30

RE: mastodon.social/@joeycastillo/

this post activated every bone in my body

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2025-12-25
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2025-12-23

that can't possibly be the jingle bell rock

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2025-12-23

Bromeo

Bromeo

Wherefore art thou

Bromeo

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2025-12-23
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2025-12-22
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2025-12-22
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2025-12-22

@klu9 it's the last 50 public posts in general

thanks btw

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2025-12-22

Is it weird to create a hidden page on your site that exposits all of the boring things about yourself that tend to come up in conversation on dating apps and also that you are hitting on someone and then hand out cards with a QR code to that page to asynchronously hit on someone instead of traditionally hitting on them or dealing with the hellscape of dating apps?

Please boost for science

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2025-12-22

I've been inspired by to add some customization features including a handful of fonts that sparkled with me to my word cloud generator

hartzell.io/fediwordcloud

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2025-12-22

forking someone's biggest project and kronenberging it with owo and uwu and using and other assorted brainrot from filenames to functions

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2025-12-22

working in december should be illegal

Client Info

Server: https://mastodon.social
Version: 2025.07
Repository: https://github.com/cyevgeniy/lmst