Use wrong addresses.

@cliffle I don't know enough about literate programming, so these "macros" you say look interesting. Is that something language agnostic, or specific to a style?

Walking by a jewelry store and admiring diamond earrings:

Friend: Maybe he’ll get you those for Christmas

Me: I’ve been asking for a new potato peeler for the past five years, so I’m guessing that’s a no

@noondlyt REVENGE

Se promessa é dívida, então meu nome tá no Serasa

He said, "It's too late for you to be the perfect mother. It's also too late for her to be convinced that you're the perfect mother.

"But here's the thing: you show up sober, and she comes to see you, *that* is the gift.

"She doesn't need you to be a magazine mother, with the turkey and the dressing and all that.

"You can serve baloney sandwiches, and she'll be delighted.

"She doesn't need the perfect mother, she needs *her* mother."

I was blown away by that.

I hope this email finds you in the end.

@thisemailfindsyou it doesn't even matter

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/12/national-security-strategy-democracy/685270/?gift=hVZeG3M9DnxL4CekrWGK3ws_RC4Aaob-Nw76Fh2AJk0

"Marx ocuparia as redes se tivesse em 2025"
"Não, ele iria para política partidária, ativismo real"

Marx em 2025: Engels, e o Pix? Nada Ainda? Hein? Tem que pagar o site wordpress.

Learned today that “Galápagos” comes from a Spanish word for tortoise. Meaning that “Galápagos Tortoise” is,

in fact,

a tortology

@Gorfram are scissors this old?

When it comes to cooking, my spouse is a bit of a germophobe and tends to prefer a plastic cutting board that can be cleaned in the dishwasher. I am more of a microplasticphobe and thus prefer wooden cutting boards that I clean with hot water, soap, and a brush.

Whose phobia is more in line with the current state of science?

Edit: Thanks everyone, I got plenty of helpful replies! See thread below for a very insightful link.

#AskFedi #AskScience

Planning a visit to the USA just so somebody has to read my posts

@mark writing several posts about my humiliation fetish of being interviewed by border agents

You know we fucked up as creatives when the most famous piece of #solarpunk media is an advertisement for yoghurt.

@NiwlCraft to me, The Boy That Harnessed The Wind is solarpunk af, it just needs to be coopted into the genre even if it wasn't the creators intention.

- community suffers due to environment destruction
- capitalists are thugs
- gifted kid uses technology for the good of community
- true change happens through collective effort

🐗🙏1000 BOARS HELP FOUND A TEMPLE📿🐗

Known affectionately as 'Matsu-no-dera' (松の寺 the 'Temple of the Pine'), Yoshimine-dera (善峯寺) is the 20th of 33 temples on the famed Saigoku Kannon Pilgrimage (西国三十三所).
It is a famous spot for enjoying hydrangea in early summer, and the fall colours.

Your Tuesday Twin Peaks moment.

#twinPeaks #wawx

Há semanas que se vem cantando a pedra de o centrão poder priorizar as candidaturas proporcionais e deixar de lado a disputa presidencial.
Eu sinto uma energia parecida com a do golpe de 16. Um movimento desesperado de "estancar a sangria", de autopreservação.
Há algum tempo tem muito deputado incomodado com as investigações da PF sobre o crime organizado. A ponto de fazerem o esquema que fizeram com o PL Antifacção. Para o centrão engolir o sapo, ceder à chantagem dos bolsonaro e comprar o desgaste, a única explicação que faz sentido para mim é a autopreservação. O centrão deve ter um medo atroz de o Lula ser reeleito e a PF continuar trabalhando.