Laura

I code chatbots for a living. Ask me about my hate of hold music. They/them, fallback she

@stufromoz I am definitely not looking forward to scootering either! Them and plovers - bad match made in heaven or hell.

@stufromoz not near my house sadly, but round the lake (Ballarat) - they have! I think coz there's loads of dogs, and kiddies on bikes.

I didn't know what was hitting my head, lucky I had a helmet on!

Here is some baby swans I saw at the lake yesterday. Yes, if you walked the lake yesterday arvo and heard 'hello swans' that'd be me.

Also if you walked the lake and watched someone on a scooter yell obscenities in and around the air, I was swooped by magpies! buggers.

A far away photo of two swans, papa and mama black swan and four grey fluffs - baby swans. Our swans are black here, and they go "beep beep beep".

I forget to come on here a lot, sorry.

My friend, who turns out to be a little chonky MAN cat is lost. And his name is Chonky! And yes he's a cat. He's a very friendly and lovely boy.

(I called him MRS chonky for ages but no, boy chonky.)

A missing poster. Big chonky tabby cat. If you find him, post on Facebook on the lost and found Ballarat cats page! We miss him.
Laura boosted:
2023-06-28

PROTIP: if you change your family name to (lower case) "et al." you can claim credit for like a bazillion papers

Laura boosted:
2023-06-03

Blog: Lots of pictures and comments from the X'Trapolis 2.0 train mock-up consultation. danielbowen.com/2023/06/02/xtr #Melbourne #PublicTransport #MetroTrains

@decryption I had a biscoff cake recently and I absolutely loved it. Biscoff choccy is a winner!

A badly framed picture that should be some people cutting into a brown cake but it's showing up some plates.

There is an electric billboard near me and it's really cheap, and I want to put weird ads on it for the sake of it. It's like 0.1c a play or something. "TRAINS: they're back"

"IT'S GONNA RAIN!"

"Don't mow your lawn!" that kind of thing!

@decryption ohhh a passkey

I think I could get it to work with 1password but I'm not game enough to try.

@danielbowen it would be good for infrequent users. I'm the train nerd in our staff. I think a lovely map like this would be brilliant!

Sometimes I get served ads from clients I work for. There's one that I have saved that I can't publish anywhere but internally because they can't follow their advice.

Wahey, my bus driver this morning is listening to Red Dwarf. I haven't got up the courage to say 'love ya book mate'.

They're listening to "Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers".

I was like "this book is good, I wonder what it is", then around 1/4 of the way to town i heard the lovely voice of Chris Barrie and went 'Ohhh! Red dwarf!"

Winner.

@decryption I post on it as a laugh, never a brag.

Flipping cold out!

@decryption it would be! My work isn't on there, I swear we had a blood drive going. Must only be in the Melb office.

@decryption I wouldn't have noticed it, my glasses are so bloody filthy!

Laura boosted:
Kristina :partycry:yayKM@aus.social
2023-05-07

The internet lately.

The Simpsons mason character saying "Remove the stone of crypto. Attach the stone of generative AI."

@decryption oh, nice, it was an okay day for most of it, just started to wee down now!

Laura boosted:
Niels Moseleytrcwm
2023-05-05

Chat GPT helped me write VBA yesterday. So it still took me about an hour to sort my duplicate entries but it did work.

So that's fun!

Client Info

Server: https://mastodon.social
Version: 2025.04
Repository: https://github.com/cyevgeniy/lmst