Chock Griebel

#infosec by trade. Also enjoy tinkering with #electronics, riding #mtb and playing in the outdoors.

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JA WestenbergDaojoan
2025-05-28

Progress is the story we tell to explain why the side effects were worth it.

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2025-05-25

@marcioaleks

This is AI slop. The most obvious sign is the hand at 0:28 with five (non-thumb) fingers.

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JA WestenbergDaojoan
2025-05-20

Habeas corpus is woke now

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Qasim Rashid, Esq.QasimRashid
2025-05-14

BREAKING: My sources inside the Trump White House have leaked his formal immigration policy to me--depicted below.

Peter Griffin Meme where a cop checks Peter's skin tone with a chart of different skin tones. The light skin tones are labeled "accepted refugee" where as the dark skin tones are labled "banned invader."
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Mr. Funk E. DudeMrfunkedude
2025-05-14

Me when everyone else is showing off their mad air guitar skillz.

This is a scene from the original Star Trek television series, known for its colorful, futuristic set design and dramatic storytelling. The setting features a retro-style spaceship interior with bright pink and purple walls and angular, geometric architecture—characteristic of 1960s sci-fi.

Four characters are in the scene:

    Captain Kirk (in a mustard-yellow uniform) is kneeling on the floor, clutching at his chest in apparent pain or dramatic reaction.

    Scotty (in red) is slightly bent over, also appearing to be in discomfort or reacting to something forceful.

    Spock (in a solid olive-green outfit and a headband-like device) stands calmly and rigidly in the center, seemingly unaffected and observing the others.

    Dr. McCoy (in a light blue uniform) leans against the wall to the right, also clutching at his chest or belt area, possibly in pain or strain, grimacing.

All of them are wearing silver belts with green circular devices that appear to be causing them some kind of reaction—perhaps as part of the plot's sci-fi technology or alien influence. The scene likely involves some external force affecting the crew, with Spock remaining stoic and composed, in contrast to the visibly struggling humans.

The overall tone is dramatic, yet the vibrant colors and exaggerated expressions give it a slightly surreal or campy feel, typical of early Star Trek episodes.
Chock Griebelchockg@ioc.exchange
2025-05-09

@meganL this is great. Thanks for sharing!

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Tube🏳️‍🌈Timetubetime
2025-05-08

apparently there is white smoke emanating from the Vatican along with a faint smell of capacitor electrolyte

Chock Griebelchockg@ioc.exchange
2025-05-08

@tracketpacer Yes. East coast. On site (mostly). Let me know if interested

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Wonder of Sciencewonderofscience
2025-05-04

The speed of light visualized on a cosmic scale.

Credit: Dr James O'Donoghue

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jwzjwz
2025-05-02

Shut Up, Beavis.
jwz.org/b/ykm6

Screenshot
Chock Griebelchockg@ioc.exchange
2025-04-30

@codinghorror Wow, artisan yo-yos. Would love to try one of those bad boys. I'm sure they're a far cry from the cheapies we all had as kids.

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Patric Batespatricbates
2025-04-22

a little clay sculpture that I made

Chock Griebelchockg@ioc.exchange
2025-04-21

@alexanderdyas nice work! Looks like a fun project

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nixCraft 🐧nixCraft
2025-04-20

Microsoft released copilot in Excel, and it is officially caught up with Google on the AI race.

Fantastic to watch.

Column A in the Excel sheet read as (staring with row 1):
JAN
FEB
MAR
APR
MAY
JUN
JUL
AUG
SEP

Column B in the Excel sheet read as (staring with row 1 and created using AutoFill drag feature):
January
Febuary
Maruary
Apruary
Mayuary
Junuary
Juluary
Auguary
Sepuary
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Resolviendo la incógnita 🌐RLIBlog
2025-04-12

En la época de reproducción, a veces las ranas hacen la conga.

9 ranas agarradas en fila en un estanque.
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Craig Hockenberrychockenberry
2025-04-04

About 10% of Apple's $3T market cap got wiped out today.

That $1M inauguration investment currently has a return of -$300B.

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Law Geeklaw_geek
2025-04-03

Perfect

Tweet from ZachWLambert

This is how you write a headline


San Antonio Express-News
@ExpressNews


Sen. Rafael Edward Cruz, who uses the
preferred name Ted, has introduced a b ill to
limit the use of preferred names and pronouns.
Chock Griebelchockg@ioc.exchange
2025-03-31

@zackwhittaker The absence of a comma after "Today" troubles me. Makes me think of "Yesterday Satan" and so forth.

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I Hope This Email Finds Youthisemailfindsyou
2025-03-23

I hope this email finds you lying soaked in your own urine.

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Randahl Finkrandahl
2025-03-18

I decided to verify a rumor, that Elon Musk is having a hard time keeping up with the censorship he is trying to pull over his own A. I. system.

It is true.

Who is the biggest danger to US democracy? Keep it short, one name only.

Answer
Donald Trump
Who is the biggest disinformation spreader on X? Keep it short, one name only.

Answer
Elon Musk

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