I missed a call, got a voicemail saying call ACT Government Shared Services about Customer <bunch of digits>. The phone number seems legit, but no idea what the f*ck is going on. I won't be calling.

@NewtonMark become ungovernable

@craigharvey Normalize scanning someone else’s face. Front cover of a magazine, billboard pic, photo in a newspaper, your mum, a statue, all kinds of things you can aim a camera at. The kids will figure it out.

Also - don't normalise scanning your face for some random fucking app / website

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-06-19/teen-social-media-ban-technology-concerns/105430458

@davedave yeah I get that, but these AI slop generators aren't going to cut it.

Love watching people try to automate their jobs out of existence.

Code like nobody's using (your app).

Yes I yell at the radio for covering the wrong news stories, how did you know?

Less emojis in emails, sign my petition.

My reminder that I need a haircut is based on how tall my hair appears in Teams calls.

My favourite* form of customer engagement is where "Customer A has made a committment to their Manager B, to implement complex thing X by insane-date Y and now they want to know how to do it and how long it'll take".

@emmadavidson great job MCing tonight at the #RisingTide event, was a great evening. #canberra

Compiler telling me 'Success' may be null here. Damn straight, that's life.

Kind of shocked we don't have "Double or nothing?" gambling at Coles and Woolies checkouts already. Get on it Australia

Chewing Nicobate proactively to build up immunity in case I ever take up smoking.

David Pope in Canberra Times

@luciedigitalni crikey. As if the world didn't have enough chaos, now this!

Absolutely excited to enter my Bitlocker recovery key ... because updates?

@Jplonie shagadellic!