You can see from the graph the same trend has been happening approximately every 3 months in the past year, almost like clockwork, with peaks of PCR positivity (green) and # of patients hospitalized (orange) in early January, April, July, and October. It will be interesting to see if this pattern continues with another peak in mid-January. 9/

I don’t think this ChatGPT thing is gonna make it big

The guy across the street from my mom is shoveling his #snow with a #leafblower and I’m like what has gone wrong in the land of Fightin’ Bob #LaFollette that you think that is a good idea sir

Who should I follow for quality #shitposting? Like #wint but on Mastodon?

She peeked over the edge of the bed.
"Are you still there?" she whispered.
The monsters under the bed did not reply.
"There is an elf on my shelf."
Silence.
"It watches me, and reports to Santa."
A hoarse growl came under the bed:
"Turn the light off."
She smiled.
"Thank you."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

This site needs way more shitpostery for any chance of survival. Have a drink and post some unhinged shit, I know y’all have it in you

@watermicrobe the second most intense calico on science Twitter is no more. Fast moving cancer got her on Thursday.

Had to leave this dude unsupervised a couple days after his sister died. At least he’s still got one buddy. This is why I firmly believe that three cats is the way.

My goal is to be just as random on Mastodon as I am/was on Twitter. I’m still not fully committed to this place, but I took the app off my phone so here’s where I am while not at my desk. Project Mushroom is just a special Mastodon instance, CounterSocial’s super quiet, Post won’t let me in, I’m not enough of a beautiful weirdo for Tumblr, and Spoutible isn’t ready yet. #introduction

Look at this gate full of underdressed schmucks flying to #wisconsin where apparently it is finally a normal level of cold as ass now instead of unseasonably warm

This is not a chart depicting Moore’s Law.

This chart is the CRAYOLA COROLLARY showing that the number of Crayola crayon colors doubles approximately every 18 years.

RIP to the second most intense calico on Science Twitter. Tweety, ???-2022.

RT @BioTurboNick@twitter.com

MWRA (Boston-area) wastewater SARS-CoV-2 viral levels seem to be punching through post-Omicron record highs. (through 12/12/22)

https://www.mwra.com/biobot/biobotdata.htm

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/BioTurboNick/status/1603040629864415232

The #measles outbreak in and round Columbus, Ohio continues to grow. There have now been 73 cases in children under the age of 17; 26 of these kids were hospitalized at a point. 56 of these kids were old enough to have had at least 1 dose of vaccine; only 4 did. https://public.tableau.com/app/profile/columbus/viz/MeaslesPublicReport/MeaslesPublicReport?publish=yes

RT @Daily__Owls@twitter.com

The beautiful Norwegian Blue owl. 🙃

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/Daily__Owls/status/1598613376992792576

@atomicpoet I remain there only to see when Chris Bouzy from botsentinel gets his Elon-free Twitter clone launched

@ct_bergstrom Twitter with HOAs…

Even if the technical side of #MastodonAdmin hadn't deterred me, just skimming https://denise.dreamwidth.org/91757.html (A guide to potential liability pitfalls for people running a Mastodon instance) is more than enough to put me off any wish to host a public Mastodon instance.

@tristansnell daily drag story hours in every school in America is the only answer

The big question now is, is everyone on this #plane getting #rotavirus because someone hoarked in the lav and they are holding us all in here while they remove the passenger and disinfect.