Lmst

I think they want me to pull

#meme #shitpost #shitposting

A glass door with a lot of decoration that tells you that you should slide the door

@anemone this some AA-Style #shitposting...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1btDc5xJe0

I have received word that the el paso cartel balloon/drone was carrying fentanyl and intended to harm white american citizens

https://lemmy.ml/post/43046906

NGL it would be cool to meet Candace Owens for the first time on experimental Israeli mind control drugs and nitrous or whatever

https://lemmy.ml/post/43045165

Was it really necessary to use the FBI wojaks for this

https://lemmy.ml/post/43044522

"oh boy i hope i become indefensibly horny for six hours and don't notice The Pattern again"

https://lemmy.ml/post/43044516

What is the deal with neolib guys using profile pics of random women they find hot? Is it just wifelessness?

https://lemmy.ml/post/43044014

Ich stelle mir irgendwie gerne vor, Leuten den Unterschied zwischen einer Brise und einer Prise zu erklären.
Das eine ist für Salz, das andere für Wind.
Das schöne ist, dass es nicht schlimm ist, das zu verwechseln.
#Sprache #shitposting #humor

Ich bin wohl krank.
Offenbar etwas gefährliches.
Habe mitbekommen, wie der Dokter heute sagte "ein schlimmer Fall von Mimose".
😓

#shitposting #mimose #hypochonder #krankheit

Mal verliert man
Mal gewinnen die anderen
Mal hat ma Gandhi

#shitposting #glück #verlierer

Uncle Sam Goddamn

https://lemmy.ml/post/43003960

they should put this epstein email on the wikipedia page for adderall

https://lemmy.ml/post/43003954

Today we give you slithering seats.

(It's 36WEd-001 running for #ŁKA.)

#train #shitposting

Seat markings below the luggage rack. Seats 142, 148, 141 and 143 are listed. Next to every number, there's an icon with a circle and a curved line representing a person, except it's so curved it looks as if one was slithering. Every other icon also features a rounded rectangle for a window.

NBA Stupid A$s – Black Flanders

https://lemmy.ml/post/43000343

I finally decided what I want to do with my life.
Now why can't I find a university -- online or off -- that offers a degree in shitposting?
#Careers #HigherEducation #Shitposting

Liebe geht durch den Magen

#liebe #essen #magen #signal #chat #messenger #shitposting #Lecker