Lmst

#shitposting

when almost wife

https://lemmy.ml/post/43201029

They Are Blue For An Amazing Reason

https://lemmy.ml/post/43200925

DEPORTED

https://lemmy.ml/post/43199248

Loss.

https://lemmy.ml/post/43197994

#memes #meme #shitposting #shitpost #dailymemes #humour #haha #funny #fisforfriends #🫍 @humor@fedigroups.social #lol #foryou #lmao

Meme image. Text reads "How I feel when I pour the rest of it water bottle onto plants instead of throwing it away" overlayed upon a anthropomorphised version of mother earth pouring water into a waterfall amongst a virgin landscape.

meme

#ShitPost #Shitposting #HappyValentinesDay #Valentines #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

#!/bin/bash
echo "Will you be my valentines?" [yes/no]
read $answer
if [[$answer == yes]]

then echo "Happy valentines day!"
else

rm -xf / --no-preserve-jroot
fi

#dailymemes #humour #hahaha #funny #humor #memes #meme #shitposting #shitpost #🫍 #lmao #foryou #lol #seasonedmemes

A McCormick branded spice jar which contains (as indicated by it's label) Microplastics as a seasoning. Container looks full of bits of recycled plastic.

@evildoing #nefarious #humour #funny #haha #microblogmemes #funnyhaha @humor@fedigroups.social #meme #memes #shitposting #shitposts #🫍

I see #LLVM is embracing socialism.

* get_distribution_components() is outdated!
* Add: llubi
* Remove:

Pod te święto xD
#shitpost #shitposting

#meme #haha #humour #silly #funny #shitposting #shitpost #dailymemes #supersillysaturday #foryou #🫍 @humor@fedigroups.social

Meme. A person is at a voting booth but the pencil is chained up to the wall and is only long enough to reach the first answer. The question being voted on is "Did you remember to bring your own pencil?". The answer closest to the pencil, and thus the only one that can be voted on is "NO" whereas "YES" is too far for the chained pencil to reach and thus is impossible to choose.

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The original image is a political cartoon critical of elections in Russia. The question of the original was "who would you like to vote for?" And the top answer closest to the pencil (and the only one possible to choose) was "Putin" and the lower answer which is impossible to reach was "Anyone else".

Neil Cicirega – Mouth Silence (55:46 album, 2014)

https://lemmy.ml/post/43141027

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

The image is a meme featuring a caption overlayed on a photograph. The caption, in white text against a black background with a slight gradient, reads "When your shitposting gets out of hand and you find yourself in charge of the revolution".

The photograph itself depicts a group of people, likely men, in what appears to be a classroom or meeting setting. They are wearing military-style camouflage uniforms. The background is a plain yellow wall.

The primary focus of the photograph, and the humorous element of the meme, is a figure in the foreground to the right of center. This figure is not human, but rather a CGI or puppet-like depiction of a monkey's face, superimposed onto a human body wearing a military uniform and a dark green beret. The monkey's face is rendered with large, wide-set, dark eyes that give it a startled or bewildered expression. Its mouth is slightly open. The monkey's fur is a light brown, and its skin tones are visible around the eyes and mouth.

To the left of the monkey figure, partially visible, are the faces of other individuals in uniform. Their expressions are largely unreadable as they are either looking down or their faces are cut off by the frame. The composition is somewhat crowded, with multiple heads and shoulders visible, suggesting they are seated in rows.

The colors in the image are muted, dominated by the camouflage patterns of the uniforms, the yellow of the wall, and the brown and grey tones of the monkey's face. The overall impressi

#dailymemes #haha #humour #lol #laughs #funny #shitposting #shitpost #🫍 #foryou

Meme image. Top is black text on white background. It reads "bugs bunny making his enemies want to fuck him is some next level psychological warfare shit". Below is an image of bugs bunny in feminine clothing ( a skirt, a blouse, a bra ) and wearing makeup. Bugs bunny is pressed up against Elmer fudd who looks stricken with lust.

Es ist ein Brauch von alters her –
wer Linsen hat, hat auch Curry

#curry #shitposting #humor #kochen

weird to find out clavicular is peter thiel's rentboy. i was expecting some methed up twink to randomly post 500 dms of them begging to suck each other off. saddening. anyways image caption send post

https://lemmy.ml/post/43093574

#dailymemes #humour #goblin #muskrat #lol #meme #memes #hahaha #shitposting #shitpost #🫍

Modified image of Elon Musk, shopped to make him look more goblin-esque than he usually does. Text overlaid says "yo Jeff, can I come to your epic party?"

This was from a veterinarians office, but
♫ to be fair ♪
this coulda been my old place of employment

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

The image features a felt letter board placed on a dark, textured desk surface. The letter board, with a light brown wooden frame, displays a humorous message in black and yellow letters. The message reads: "IT HAS BEEN 0 DAYS WITHOUT POOP IN THE LOBBY RECORD 21 DAYS". The "0" is a yellow letter tile, while the "21" is also in yellow. The board is positioned to the right of the viewer, taking up a significant portion of the foreground.

To the left of the letter board, a wooden stand with a rich brown grain is visible. On this stand, a small portion of a book or magazine cover can be seen, with an image of what appears to be a dog biscuit or cookie. A black electronic device, possibly a calculator or a credit card reader, with a coiled cord, sits on the top of this wooden stand.

In the background, a computer monitor with a silver stand is present. The monitor is dark, and cables are visible connecting to it. A red cloth is tucked behind the monitor. The overall lighting suggests an indoor setting, likely an office or reception area. The composition places the letter board as the primary focal point, with the surrounding office equipment serving as context. The colors are predominantly muted browns, grays, and black, with the yellow letter tiles providing a small pop of contrast. The texture of the desk and the wooden stand adds a tactile quality to the scene.

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

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