Daniel Schultz™

Crank theologian. Don't blame my employers for the things I say.

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Former: , (as pastordan) at Street Prophets, Religion Dispatches, The Christian Century, a bunch of other places, , advocate.

Current: Wisconsin Council of Churches Community Health Program Director. We mostly work on .

Talk to me about: , (especially ), , .

Daniel Schultz™danielschultz
2023-10-12

@simsa02 Sent you an email.

Daniel Schultz™danielschultz
2023-10-12

@simsa02 Do you have an email I could send it to?

Daniel Schultz™danielschultz
2023-10-11

@tinydoctor Gimme an email, pls

Daniel Schultz™danielschultz
2023-10-11

Schmuck move, but I do have a limited number of invites to Bluesky if anyone is interested.

Daniel Schultz™danielschultz
2023-08-30

You want to learn where things are at with COVID and boosters? You want to learn where things are at with COVID and boosters: wichurches.org/2023/08/another

Daniel Schultz™ boosted:
2023-08-16

a computer can never be poked in both eyes three stooges style. therefore a computer should never make a management decision

Daniel Schultz™danielschultz
2023-08-15

@jackmjenkins Kinda surprised he wasn't Wisconsin Synod, tbh.

Daniel Schultz™ boosted:
2023-08-15

Did some digging on the pastor indicted alongside Trump (and 17 others) in Georgia:

He's a former police chaplain and (retired) pastor in the Lutheran Church—Missouri Synod denomination, who served as an interim pastor in Illinois until this past weekend. religionnews.com/2023/08/15/pa

Daniel Schultz™danielschultz
2023-08-15

@msbellows There are mornings...

Daniel Schultz™danielschultz
2023-08-15

Morning routine, not necessarily in this order:
- Let dog out
- Start water for coffee
- Take meds
- Give Senior Cat meds
- Feed dog
- Let dog back in
- Fill water dish
- Feed Senior Cat and Junior Cat separately b/c of special diets
- Oh hey gotta pee
- Finish coffee
- Shoo dog away from cat food
- Get breakfast

Daniel Schultz™ boosted:
2023-08-12
A timeline titled “RECOGNIZED EXPERTS OVER TIME” shows-
1980’s: Leading Scientist 
1990’s: PhD Student
2000’s: Media Expert 
2010’s: Karen on Facebook
Daniel Schultz™danielschultz
2023-08-12

Once again I have been failing to keep you up to date on the adventures of Tobey the beaver. He knocked up Tillie last week, and they've been trying to build a home for their incipient family. Mark Trail has other ideas.

No matter how skillfully they set their traps, Mark and Mike cannot catch Tobey. Lonely and bewildered, Tobey sits on his house and wonder where Tillie has gone. And far away, Tillie, realizing she must have a warm, safe house to give birth to her babies, tries to find her way home.
Daniel Schultz™danielschultz
2023-08-12

@APBBlue Go on...

Daniel Schultz™danielschultz
2023-08-06

@JoshuaHolland Was this written by a cat

Daniel Schultz™danielschultz
2023-08-03

Goddammit

Daniel Schultz™danielschultz
2023-08-02

You know who's got two thumbs up and zero grand jury indictments? This guy!

Daniel Schultz™ boosted:
2023-07-31

This X that really has cult status...

#punk #punks #punkrock #xtheband #losangeles #history #punkrockhistory

Daniel Schultz™danielschultz
2023-07-29

This freaking guy

Gray cat sitting on my lap, leaning chair arm, with his belly hanging in mid-air.

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