Dave_Smeg

Nutter.

2023-07-24

Fish supper with mushy peas, home made chips, and home made rich gravy.
Unfortunately there is no rum left.

#food #music #punk
@Jango_Radio

2023-07-24

The next stage on killing off a successful platform has happened.
Bird site has been rebranded to the dumbest and most boring generic shit.

This place may be a bit broken, but I'm spending more and more time here.
#twitter

2023-07-24

Bing bong!
Bing bong!
Bing bong!
Bing bong!
Bing bong!

STOP FUCKING TEXTING ME! 🤬🤬

2023-07-23

@mathtans
It bends all ways you can think of, and then some.

2023-07-23

#Spooktober will be here soon.
Need this tree.

beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice
Dave_Smeg boosted:
2023-07-23

@davesmeg Hmm, hadn't even heard of that one. (Maybe due to the R rating.) I'll keep an eye out; I don't subscribe to streaming services. Does it bend back on itself or something?

2023-07-23

Smeg is making Big Pot Chilli with Vegetable Rice, washed down with a White Rum and @CocaCola_GB

@Jango_Radio
#HeavyMetal

2023-07-23

@mathtans
A time travel movie that really screwed my head.
imdb.com/title/tt2397535

2023-07-22

Have been trying to move out of this town for over 3 years.
Smeg feels like he's going to die here.

2023-07-22

#Fat Twat #Stats for #Sat:
BMI:
27.44 #wii
14 st 0lb

BP:
128/93 (Mild Hype)
55

127/88 (High Normal)
55

125/86 (High Normal)
55

122/85 (High Normal)
56

121/85 (High Normal)
55

Some strange results today.

2023-07-22

I know this place is broken, but I still keep coming back.

2023-07-22

Feel like I need to be doing something constructive, but have no money for anything needed to make that happen.

2023-07-21

Smeg is cooking mince and mash tonight. Special ingredient is a big dollop of brown sauce.
Almost out of white rum to go with the CocaCola.

@Jango_Radio

2023-07-21

@TheBreadmonkey
Looks nothing like an Audry 2.

Dave_Smeg boosted:
Benlanis MorissetteTheBreadmonkey@beige.party
2023-07-21

My neighbour appears to be growing alien plantlife

Alien plant. It's gonna get you.
Dave_Smeg boosted:
2023-07-21

@DTJackson
So - there's no money for the doctors, but plenty for the Royal family.

Dave_Smeg boosted:
David Thomas JacksonDTJackson@mastodonapp.uk
2023-07-21

There are press reports that the Royal Family's pay is rising from £86m to £125m p.a. - an increase of 46%.

With one in ten children in food poverty in the UK, this is obscene.

2023-07-21

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Been like this since the update.

2023-07-21

Issues trying to upload photos now.
Had to edit my last post on my phone to upload the picture as it refused to do so on desktop.

#mastodon #broken

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