Michael Dexter

Dexter's Law: Only proprietary software vendors want proprietary software and only fascists want fascism. Toots are my own. Self-employed. Father of three.

I aim to keep this to technical topics relating to bhyve and OpenZFS, and the occasional humor.

Pointing out the presence of fascists on that other site proved... pointless, and I won't whine about it here.

Seasonally... The Mandalatvian

If you’ve been naughty… Dexpool

Michael Dexter boosted:
Daveography 🇨🇦 :magpie:Daveography@yeg.bike
2025-05-18

Inside every QA tester there are:

- Two wolves
- One wolf
- Zero wolves
- 0.5 wolves
- 2,147,483,648 wolves
- -2 wolves
- Beer wolves
- Two coyotes
- 🐺🐺
- Два волка
- '); DROP TABLE WOLVES;--
- <script>alert('Awooooo')</script>

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Brian Greenberg :verified:brian_greenberg@infosec.exchange
2025-05-18

🚀 Voyager 1 isn’t done yet — not even close 🧠🔧📡

NASA just pulled off another miracle save:
🛰️ The spacecraft’s primary roll thrusters, offline since 2004, were believed permanently dead
🧯 With backup thrusters at risk of failure, JPL engineers gambled on a high-stakes heater reset
🔥 If wrong, it could’ve caused a small onboard explosion
📡 If right, it would restore control — 15.6 billion miles from Earth

They were right. The thrusters fired. Voyager 1 can still hold its course.

This wasn’t a reboot. It was old-school problem-solving, deep systems knowledge, and the audacity to trust an idea that might just work.

The most distant human object is still flying — because a team believed it could.

#Voyager1 #NASA #Space #Engineering #Resilience #DeepSpace
theregister.com/2025/05/15/voy

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Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net
2025-05-18

Latvia. Ooooh I like these vocals. Very special. Unusual, but I am impressed!

#ESC #Eurovision

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2025-05-18

LOL Graham Norton on the Latvian costumes: "I imagine somewhere in Latvia there's a river that's very very clean – not a plastic bag to be seen."

#Eurovision

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Marek Zarychta :antiverified:mzar@fosstodon.org
2025-05-18

#BIRD 3.1.1 was released yesterday!
It runs smoothly on #FreeBSD 14.3, even though 14.3 isn’t officially out yet.
Big thanks to NIC.cz for fixing the FreeBSD Netlink build issues.

Happy routing with 🐦!

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Ojārs Kapteinisojars@kapteinis.lv
2025-05-18

By the way, the creative and artistic director of Tautumeitas’ performance at #Eurovision is Artūrs Analts instagram.com/aanalts/ #eirovīzija

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2025-05-18

Widely covered MIT paper saying AI boosts worker productivity is, in fact, complete bullshit it turns out.

wsj.com/tech/ai/mit-says-it-no

Michael Dexter boosted:
2025-05-18

Would a Navy K-9 unit be called a Sub Woofer?

Michael Dexterdexter@bsd.network
2025-05-18

In the fond words of Jean-Luc Picard, “BATTLE STATIONS!”

In front of a stage with a small rolling card with my audio/video battle station with a 16 track mixer, a four-mic wireless systems, a laptop, and a tablet. In back is a projector, some feet and microphone based, a lectern, anf and a big pile of branches for decorations.
Michael Dexterdexter@bsd.network
2025-05-18

@rl_dane Context: not clear if it’s “hey follow me!” or “can I follow you (because some people restrict stuff)”.

Michael Dexterdexter@bsd.network
2025-05-17

It is brutal to tune a kokle.

#LatvianProblems

Michael Dexterdexter@bsd.network
2025-05-17

What’s up with follow requests?

#ELI5

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I'll be at the first PLUG clinic in 5 years on Sunday, helping folks install #postmarketOS on old phones, tablets, laptops, whatever! Check the list of devices on our wiki to see if you have something fun to play with: wiki.postmarketos.org/wiki/Dev

Location/time/deets in the post above ^

Hope to see y'all there!

#pdx #pdxlinux #repair #postmarketOS

Michael Dexterdexter@bsd.network
2025-05-16

For those who asked…

Close-up of my lapel pin with the three Baltic flags, the NATO logo, “NATO75”, and “20” representing 20 years of NATO membership on the part of Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania.
Michael Dexter boosted:
Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net
2025-05-16

Dear #Letsencrypt, you helped secure millions and millions of servers, not just web servers. But your announcement at letsencrypt.org/2025/05/14/end about ending Ending TLS Client Authentication Certificate Support in 2026 because Google changes their requirements would result in your certificates becoming a possible risk for ensuring SMTP traffic. Please think again. Please.

1/5

After this change is complete, only TLS Server Authentication will be available from Let’s Encrypt.

This change is prompted by changes to Google Chrome’s root program requirements, which impose a June 2026 deadline to split TLS Client and Server Authentication into separate PKIs. Many uses of client authentication are better served by a private certificate authority, and so Let’s Encrypt is discontinuing support for TLS Client Authentication ahead of this deadline.
Michael Dexterdexter@bsd.network
2025-05-16

@byteseu Found it.

Michael Dexterdexter@bsd.network
2025-05-16

@Tubsta Cheers mate.

Michael Dexterdexter@bsd.network
2025-05-16

@Tubsta And there I thought Flow getting a Golden Globe and an Oscar was it for Latvia this year!

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Jason Tubnor 🇦🇺Tubsta@soc.feditime.com
2025-05-16
Looks like @dexter is pretty happy with how #eurovision is progressing.

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