Dan Portales 🇲🇽 :ruby:

Yucatown / Web Dev {:ruby, %elixir{}, $php, javaScript, --CSS} / Spooky 👹 / Inspector de michis 😼

Dan Portales 🇲🇽 :ruby:dportalesr@ruby.social
2025-05-30

OMS: We've detected a new COVID variant of concern.

Costco:

Several shelves filled with toilet paper
Dan Portales 🇲🇽 :ruby:dportalesr@ruby.social
2025-05-16
Dan Portales 🇲🇽 :ruby: boosted:
2025-03-12

Woaaaa... cette image de Flock est magnfique. Pinaise.
(oui il faut avoir les refs)

Elon Musk et Donal Trump dessinés à la manière de Beavis & Butthead. Elon ports un T-Shirt Tesla et un brassard X. Les deux sont assis sur un canapé miteux dans une salle à manger décrépie.
Un panneau allumé "On air" est à côté. 
Ils rient bêtement à la manière de Beavis & Butthead.
Dan Portales 🇲🇽 :ruby:dportalesr@ruby.social
2025-03-06

Muy bonito Bélgica pero definitivamente este momento del michi naranjoso albino se llevó el reflector #catsofmastodon #michis

Dan Portales 🇲🇽 :ruby:dportalesr@ruby.social
2025-02-04
A cat with a white collar made of fabric and a black bow tie sits proudly, gazing into the distance, ready for a photo.
Dan Portales 🇲🇽 :ruby:dportalesr@ruby.social
2025-01-24

Este fresquito está como para:
#catsofmastodon

2 kittens spooning, sleeping on a sofa.
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kepanokepano
2025-01-08

You built a house on someone else's land, and then they tore it down.

Build a house on your own land. From there you can create roads, bridges, tunnels to other people's land.

On the web land is infinite. You can make your own land.

Dan Portales 🇲🇽 :ruby:dportalesr@ruby.social
2025-01-01

No me he bañado desde el año pasado.

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Dare Obasanjocarnage4life@mas.to
2024-12-29

"I never thought leopards would eat MY face," sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

Dan Portales 🇲🇽 :ruby:dportalesr@ruby.social
2024-12-10

@carnage4life The "B" stands for "Boomer", right?

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George Takei :verified: 🏳️‍🌈🖖🏽georgetakei@universeodon.com
2024-12-07

😂

A social post from @ItsToad that says:
As per my previous tablet...
[Photo of a tablet in a museum that says: Complaint about delivery of the wrong grade of copper About 1750 BC (Old Babylonian period), from Ur]
Dan Portales 🇲🇽 :ruby:dportalesr@ruby.social
2024-11-25

I'm starting to think that I may be living with fascists. #catsofmastodon

A cat with one paw extended forward in the direction of another kitten that has a small spot under its nose resembling the mustache of a famous Austrian painter.
Dan Portales 🇲🇽 :ruby:dportalesr@ruby.social
2024-11-23

@mrkz Fin de semana largo?

Dan Portales 🇲🇽 :ruby:dportalesr@ruby.social
2024-11-18

@incre_ment Pioneers used to ride those for miles, indeed.

Dan Portales 🇲🇽 :ruby:dportalesr@ruby.social
2024-11-10

Seal of approval 😻

Same kitty, now happily enjoying the topmost bed on the cat tower.
Dan Portales 🇲🇽 :ruby:dportalesr@ruby.social
2024-11-10

@bacteriano jajajaja 💯

Dan Portales 🇲🇽 :ruby:dportalesr@ruby.social
2024-11-10

She can't wait! #caturday #catsofmastodon

Kitty on top of a cat furniture box.
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Wonder of Sciencewonderofscience
2024-11-10

The pixie's parasol mushroom (Mycena interrupta), found in Australia, New Zealand, and Chile.

Photo credit: Steve Sargent

A vibrant blue mushroom with a translucent, glossy cap and thin stem, growing on a wooden surface.
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Gavin ShoebridgeKiwiEV@mastodon.nz
2024-11-07

It's a miserable day but I'm still generating far more electricity than I can use. The car is charged. The hot water cylinder is hot. At the moment it's all just going to my neighbours. I guess I could run a load of washing and use the dryer? A great problem to have I guess? Video of the build + costs coming tomorrow.

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